elise lucas

They will lie to you, but your yoga pants never will 🙌🏻✌🏻 #runtellthat

Me : my southern accent isn’t that bad *6 Budweiser’s later* Me: Speaking in banjo 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

Up north y’all kick ant piles like them ants didn’t spend days fixin it up... in the south... you can kick the ant piles, but I promise you’ll think twice about doin it again. #fire #benedryl #itchyfordays

Friendly reminder: be kind to one another.

It’s that time of the year again when the northerners flock to the south... Another bit of info from your friendly southern pal.. they’re not “sneakers” they’re tennis shoes “tinnis-yous”

If ya ain’t from the south.. Beware of the phrase “bless your heart”