Human. @politico. Improviser. Maryland boy. Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this. Email: [email protected] // Signal: eliokun.46

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Joined June 2013
I completed my life’s work: I FOUND THE BEST FREE RESTAURANT BREAD IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
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.@AmandaSeyfried brings out the dulcimer and sings a cover of @jonimitchell’s “California”! #FallonTonight
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Maybe not the shot of the decade but an image I think of a lot
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I’ve never seen Shark Tank, but I couldn’t fall asleep last night because I was too busy laughing at this being a stand-alone paragraph on Barbara Corcoran’s Wikipedia page
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Eli Okun retweeted
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Thinking about this Andrew Lloyd Webber recollection today. nytimes.com/2020/06/03/arts/…
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Paul Schrader casually dropping the most romantic scene of the year right in the middle of one of the angriest films he’s ever made. Whatta guy
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“We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. We forget the loves and the betrayals alike, forget what we whispered and what we screamed, forget who we were." The greatest. nytimes.com/2021/12/23/books…
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“In what disorder we lived, how many fragments of ourselves were scattered, as if to live were to explode into splinters.” (The Story of the Lost Child)
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I’m officially at the age where a girl who accidentally stumbled into my freshman dorm room drunk and crying is on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list
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Billy Joel’s The Stranger: banger banger banger banger banger banger banger ok no
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how poorly I do in learned league is actually part of my innate charm
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“In the Guatemalan highlands, where one is born into the choice between abject poverty and migration, it was a glimpse into the thin line between the lucky and the dead. The mourning was for the dead, but it was also for the choice.” washingtonpost.com/world/int…
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🏆Congratulations to POLITICO’s @kelseytam & @EENewsUpdates' @cy_zaneski & @amycarlile for being named by @washingtonian as three of Washington’s 250 most influential people—outside of the government—who’ll be shaping the policy debates for years to come. bit.ly/2ZQRUPJ
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