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bafta losing writer 📖 🎥 | rep’d by Zoe Ross @UnitedAgents and Alex Rusher @ITG_Ltd | esgoldstone@gmail.com

London
Joined February 2009
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[spitting chewed up grapes into your mouth] This is our wedding
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17/ Lynch on scene lengths
“Who gives a fucking shit how long a scene is?” - David Lynch
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Like everybody, I live in a state which makes me sick when I wake up.
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I want a $7 beer and shot special and a cigarette machine
Instead of nightclubs I want a 24hr library with hot chocolate stations, a dessert bar, coffee machine, big comfy chairs and beanbags, blankets, dogs welcome, just people who want to spend the evening reading alone, together, peaceful, a cosy fire, plants, an indoor waterfall.
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My @Channel4News report on Israel’s relentless pounding of northern Gaza. It took a remarkably brave and persistent cameraman to get these pictures out to us. The world cannot say that it didn’t see. Or know. channel4.com/news/israels-re…
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The full excerpt of the 2018 interview with Sinwar:
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This time around there's no blood boy involved
Completed my first total plasma exchange (TPE). Removing all the plasma in my body and replacing with Albumin. This is different from what I did last year: removing 1 L of plasma from my body and then replacing it with 1 L of plasma from my blood boy @talmagejohnson_ . I gave my one liter of plasma to my father. This time around there's no blood boy involved. TPE removes all of my body’s plasma and replaces it with Albumin. The therapy objectives are to remove toxins from my body. The evidence is emergent. Others use TPE for autoimmune disorders, blood disorders, neurological conditions, transplant-related complications, and replacement of missing plasma components. As we normally do, we completed a bunch of baseline measurements before this therapy including toxins but other things too such as speed of aging, organ ages, microplastics and many other biomarkers. I'll do six total treatments. The operator, who’s been doing TPE for 9 years, said my plasma is the cleanest he’s ever seen. By far. He couldn’t get over it. When we finished, he couldn’t bring himself to throw it away. He was imagining all the good that it could do in the world. On people’s face as PRP therapy. In their body, rejuvenating organs. There is probably a path to auction off or donate my plasma on this next go around. Liquid gold. Remember that when my father received 1 L of my plasma his speed of aging dropped by 25 years and stayed that way for six months. We don’t know if it was from my super plasma or if it was from removing his plasma, but the results are interesting nonetheless. The whole procedure took just under 2 hours.
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I hope this email kills us both
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This is actually 90% of being a mother, for me
Replacing “I’m going to kill myself” in my vocabulary with “Oh dear”
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This is a story about how a reported antisemitism row involving comedian @reginalddhunter unfolded. If you've only read mainstream media you'll have a partial view. The story unravelled on social media and we now have much-needed context. It began with this in The Telegraph
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i cut together the best egg scenes in movies
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Wes Streeting has taken over £170,000 in donations from donors linked to private healthcare
Wes Streeting MP @wesstreeting has been appointed Secretary of State for Health and Social Care @DHSCgovuk.
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The most important thing to remember about Eurovision is that Israel is dropping White Phosphorus, a weapon which burns through bone, on people sheltering in tents
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The most important thing to remember about the Green Party councillor investigation is that Israel has closed the Rafah crossing, ensuring that 2m Gazans are without food and water
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The most important thing to remember about the Kate Osamor MP suspension and readmittance is that another mass grave in Al-Shifa hospital was discovered today, many bodies "without heads"
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The most important thing to remember about the NUS / UJS saga is that right now the IDF is bombing Rafah where 1.3m people (inc 600k children) are sheltering in tents
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guy who is literally older than Israel: this is an ancient conflict
Biden says Hamas is motivated by “ancient desires” to eliminate Jews
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