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micasa
Joined April 2012
Recordad esto siempre, por favor
"¡Master Chef Junior es muy dura para los niños!" ... Mientras tanto, en Rusia...
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Pierden 7,4 millones de Europa por dejadez, se gastan 150.000€ en un patrocinio de Herbalife que nadie entiende, su bus turístico de 653.000€ que dura 3 meses, después de licitarlo mal y su programa de fiestas acaba en Vinted. . Entre otras
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When infrastructure treats bikes as serious transportation, society stops treating them as children's toys.
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The whole Mélenchon vs Marine Le Pen discourse has really been funny to me. I am watching centrists/liberals who would argue for lesser evil voting making a big stink about not doing it when the lesser evil isn't a liberal figure they already ideologically align with.
Who would you vote for in 🇲🇫?
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La diferencia entre tú y yo es que yo tb quiero que pagues 500e y tu quieres que los demás paguemos 2500
yo también quiero pagar un alquiler de 500 en una zona donde vale 2500
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Manager: we need someone who can hit the ground running. Me: day one? Manager: day one. Me: still waiting on AWS access three weeks later.
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An Israeli Foreign Ministry official just openly called for a terror attack on Ireland.
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Pero que hijos vamos a tener si no podemos ni pagar el alquiler hombre, pero espabilad de una vez que nos tienen arruinados
Van a acampar. Pero esta gente no trabaja, no tienen hijos que atender, no tienen obligaciones?
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a friend of mine once went to Italy with her parents and when the tour guide asked where they were from her mom said “Springfield” as if she expected this guy to know where the hell Springfield, Massachusetts is. he called her Marge Simpson for the rest of the tour
On a group tour and the guide asks everyone where they’re from, absolutely everyone says the name of the country they’re from except the Americans who say their state ????????????
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happy petrov day to all who celebrate
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You watch the hood. I'll watch the skies.
thank you Melania for defending the honor of Yugoslav socialism 🫡
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Philosophers love being. That’s all they talk about. But what of doing
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The OG with music is even better
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pra mim, sem dúvidas, o maior plot twist da vida é virar adulto e perceber que não existem adultos
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The best entry on Petrov is in encyclopedia Brittanica which says, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren and the entire human race.”
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Tuvisteis 100 años para comprar una gasolinera pero preferisteis ir echando de 20 en 20 pavos
Lo importante es el desahucio de Maricarmen, chicos.
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Todo bastante menos violento que mandarte a cuatro cocainómanos hasta arriba de anabolizantes a "desocokupar"
Qué curioso. Tras desahuciar a Mari Carmen, Urbagestión denuncia que tiene la centralita bloqueada, miles de correos que impiden atender a sus clientes y ha recibido una caja llena de cucarachas. Cuando la presión cambia de acera ya no parece tan graciosa. Bienvenido al otro lado
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What's crazy about socities like Saudi or the Gulf is the native people don't work. It's 50 million people living off oil money. But it's not like they are creating great art. There's no interesting films. Songs. Literature. Games. It's just guys hanging out all day
Not only are saudis unbelievably lazy, but most forms of work are heavily stigmatized in their feckless society. Recent examples include the major controversy over a saudi working as a security guard in Medina, and before that, a saudi working as a barista in Jeddah.
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EL ROBOT MÁS AVANZADO DE LA INTELIGENCIA ARTIFICIAL!
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Los gringos son primero gringos y después personas
A Black American woman travels to Cambodia to buy what she calls “raw hair extensions.” She cuts the hair directly from Cambodian women in exchange for money.
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vibe/ai coders suck my dick you will never know the rush of pride and excitement and satisfaction you get from having a problem and managing to come up with your own solution pulling from all your experience and knowledge of the game engine that produces the exact result you want
the pride i feel rn knows no bounds
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