whispers of an apple’s heart || she/her

asleep on a bench
Joined January 2009
“i love cheating. when i grow up i want to steal and be a robber.”
1
11
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
You're going to need to be unconscious from 2-6pm today. Your choice how you do it, but you definitely won't want to be awake for this.
1
125
7
561
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
I love you when we’re together, I love you when we’re apart
154
7,388
444
52,442
1,595,725
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
didn’t ask + don’t care + go my isopods ([[[[){ ([[[[){ ([[[[){ ([[[[){ ([[[[){ ([[[[){ ([[[[){
66
8,522
143
56,471
1,169,663
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
Movie theaters should go back to kicking people out who use their phones. That was a good thing.
57
1,160
87
16,462
318,495
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
cooking sober - well this fucking sucks . what the fuck cooking drunk- haha fuck yeah !! Yes !!! I am like the rat from Ratatouille
53
6,525
258
98,859
2,222,216
phone will never be as good as laptop for the simple reason that i need to be able to play 3 different asmr videos & a podcast simultaneously
3
135
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
it’s all about mindset 💪🏻
30
2,801
311
17,779
514,309
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately
122
17,388
1,057
155,295
2,779,951
ASMR hitting you with a rock
90
like that’s wednesday’s problem 😌
2
82
i love to call in sick at 2am and immediately turn teams notifications off
1
2
110
happy stardew update day to all those who observe 🥰
1
97
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
depressing to see that most climate scientists stress the need for immediate action and stress that “doomerism” isn’t helpful, yet people still decide to be doomers—while citing the same data that those scientists are using to encourage proactive solutions.
26
2,239
123
10,613
2,154,030
i’m so fuckin salty about all the TEACHERS who show up on BOOK CHARACTER DAY dressed in regular-ass not-book halloween costumes
3
94
lunch today: can of redbull ✅ one tortilla chip ✅
3
1
73