ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
You're going to need to be unconscious from 2-6pm today. Your choice how you do it, but you definitely won't want to be awake for this.
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
didn’t ask + don’t care + go my isopods
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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
Movie theaters should go back to kicking people out who use their phones. That was a good thing.
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
cooking sober - well this fucking sucks . what the fuck
cooking drunk- haha fuck yeah !! Yes !!! I am like the rat from Ratatouille
phone will never be as good as laptop for the simple reason that i need to be able to play 3 different asmr videos & a podcast simultaneously
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ rat bride retweeted
depressing to see that most climate scientists stress the need for immediate action and stress that “doomerism” isn’t helpful, yet people still decide to be doomers—while citing the same data that those scientists are using to encourage proactive solutions.
i’m so fuckin salty about all the TEACHERS who show up on BOOK CHARACTER DAY dressed in regular-ass not-book halloween costumes
















