Hey @VerizonSupport - where are you? You killed my brand new iPhone 16.

I can't remember the last time I enjoyed scrolling around social media. Thank you, @ATLUTD! #UniteThe404 #UniteAndConquer

Dear MLS fans: You're welcome. Sincerely, @ATLUTD #MLSCupPlayoffs

Fuck this fucking ref.

F E A #UniteThe404

NO fucking card?! Violent conduct is just fine if you're wearing a pink shirt, apparently. Cool, cool. #MLSCupPlayoffs #UniteThe404

Did not see this coming. #UniteThe404 #WeAreTheA #MLSCupPlayoffs