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señor cortez

@electricockapoo

commandante chairman of the vibes. ☭

Joined October 2020
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this just in- ive won
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Absolutely go fuck yourself you capitalist pig
Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) profile pictureKeir Starmer
@Keir_Starmer10 Sep 2024
We can fix the foundations of our economy and build a new Britain that is back in the service of working people.
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Urgent question for @doctorfollowill what do I wear for the show tomorrow - vintage YAYM tee, or Man City shirt?
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. @Keir_Starmer call for a ceasefire now you spineless cunt
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John Cleese (@JohnCleese) profile pictureJohn Cleese
@JohnCleese21 Dec 2022
No complaints about this scene for 45 years But they will start any time next week
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r/dune banning AI-generated art is one of the most appropriate moderation decisions I’ve seen. Butlerian Jihad indeed
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the irony here is delicious. he’s so close to realising. conservatives doing the right working out then veering wildly before getting the point is so funny to me
Dan Wootton (@danwootton) profile pictureDan Wootton
@danwootton16 Sep 2022
The queue jumping of the Elizabeth line by the elite is a disgrace. Why does every MP (and their four mates), not to mention Holly and Phil, think they're better than the rest of us? Unlike Susanna Reid who lined up for seven hours with her mum. I'd love to see one MP do the same
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if ur queueing to see the coffin u r a wet blanket and there’s no hope for u
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how do all the elves in rings of power look like the head from art attack
i have an insatiable urge to write a fake wiki article
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Wiosna Pustyni@Atrydka17 Aug 2022
“You can save your entire family or watch DUNE in IMAX again” Me:
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they should make a film out of all of them wolf of Wall Street gifs
unless the crimes in question are rent price gouging I don’t give a shit
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wine drunk and wanting to message everyone.
GENERAL STRIKE
this was a criminal offence now we can pit the workers against each other and feast upon the chaos as we rejuvenate our lizard bodies with the cries of the oppressed
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in case you missed it after the show, this happened tonight in manny @doctorfollowill
felt this in my gut man
Yugopnik (@Yugopnik) profile pictureYugopnik
@Yugopnik23 Jun 2022
This is like 70% of the population
this is so funny man
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