Chronicler of fallen empires, slayer of final bosses, scribbler of sagas, splatterer of paints, lover of cheese.

London, UK
Joined February 2020
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." -George Orwell 1984
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Petition: Do not extend the BBC licence fee to streaming services There are widespread reports that the Government is considering extending the BBC licence fee to include subscribers of streaming services that are not owned or run by the BBC. petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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Hey @Grok, yes or no, did Netanyahu secretly coordinate giving millions to Hamas for MONTHS leading up to Oct. 7th? Concise. No spin.
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This photo is the reason women cover their drinks
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I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters. In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.
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“I don’t know how you’re doing on the inside, honey, but your hair is just holdin’ up beautiful.”
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One side is a convicted felon married to a former nude model. The other is a Michigan-born doctor married to a psychiatrist.
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This is bullshit. He's hated here in the UK more than anywhere else 🤡🤡😅
Thousands of letters received from the UK. They all say that we’re heroes, that everyone loves us, and that nobody in the UK believes the government. They’re also asking me why the U.S. is treating me this way. I wish I had an answer.
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We are supposedly at war to stop Iran from enriching the uranium we “obliterated” over a year ago. Yesterday we signed a deal to help Saudi Arabia enrich uranium. The first time the United States has ever helped another country enrich uranium on foreign soil. The Saudis refused the inspection protocol 140 other countries accept. Too intrusive, they said. Trump agreed. He signed a national security waiver to get around the rule. The Saudis paid Kushner $100 million. They put $2 billion into his firm. They put another $6 billion into LIV Golf, which pays Trump properties to host its tournaments. They signed ten billion dollars in Trump-branded real estate deals in Jeddah and Riyadh. All in just the last few years. But sure. My paintings.
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Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface
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Wayne Rooney speaking for every British football fan right now #WorldCupFinal
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The best part of that half time show was @WayneRooney saying "I thought it was crap" #WorldCupFinal
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WRESTLING ON THE PITCH IS ALLOWED ONLY FOR LIONEL MESSI
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I dont think ive witnessed a team dirtier and nastier than Argentina
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Argentina doing everything in its power to destroy the beautiful game.
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Ni el Museo Británico le robó tanto a Egipto, como la FIFA.
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Nigel Farage just said he’s the ‘most attacked politician of modern times’. He’s not only playing the victim card, but completely disrespecting Jo Cox and David Amess who were brutally assassinated. A truly vile man.
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Currently the Clacton By-election appears to be a choice between A) a novelty act with no real policies B) Count Binface.
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Easily the most exciting game this World Cup so far! Absolutely exhausted but too excited to sleep now 😅 #ENGMEX
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Iran couldn’t get visas. They didn’t intervene. A Somalian referee couldn’t get a visa. They didn’t intervene. Fans of Muslim countries couldn’t get a visa. They didn’t intervene. Ronaldo got a red card. Intervened. USA player got a red card. Intervened. F*** FIFA. Corrupt.
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