Views are mine and mine alone. Unless they're someone elses too. I'm ok with that. Sharing's nice. I am no longer here.

Joined April 2009
Bye then. Anything further isn't me.
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"Never forget he's a human being." Nicely said, @CroftyF1
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#Sunrise and #moonrise from #Chippenham, #Wiltshire yesterday. The only good thing about the lack of rain is the lack of cloud. #supermoon @chriswarburton_ @5liveSport
I know this isn't the most accurate way of taking the temperature, but... #heatwave #UKHeatwave #Chippenham #Wiltshire
Is the #Eurovision host the time-travelling offspring of @noelfielding11 and @susie_dent ?
"Gaming = candy crush"? Bit up himself isn't he? @SundayBrunchC4 #sundaybrunch
Serves you right for buying Mac, @nomadicrevery
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We're trying to demonstrate that someone is always there, especially at this time of year. Call 0800 689 5652 (National Suicide Prevention Helpline UK). Just two.Any two. Copy, not retweet. Let’s all look out for each other
Saying it's Lewis's fault without actually saying it's Lewis's fault there @JensonButton. Scared about the backlash? #BritishGP #skyf1
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Is team radio really quiet for everyone or is my system doing something weird? @SkyF1GP @SkyF1Insider #skyf1
Can you tell me if the Lommarp TV bench is being restocked or is it being discontinued? @IKEAUKSupport
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Two days in a row @Hermesparcels have claimed they've tried to collect a package, but we've been in the whole time and there's been no attempt made. I've phoned and I've used the chat function on the website. Neither of these provide useful information. Please help!
The hydrodynamics of a six-headed shark are, at best, questionable. #sixheadedsharkattack #horrorchannel
This is not rocket science, but it might just help save someone’s life. Please RT to remind everyone how they should be wearing their mask. Together we can make a difference.
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Hi @askesure Just tried to use the form linked from the email with subject "An update from esure – how we’re helping our customers" and get the error in the image. There's nothing unusual in what I've written. Suggestions?
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Sadly we’re losing a lot of followers because we no longer follow everyone back. Please follow and RT if you’re behind us and the NHS regardless of whether we follow you or not. Thank you all for sticking with us - your support really makes a difference x
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*WIN A BOLLARD* The most popular competition in the history of twitter is back. It's the prize you've all been waiting for. RT and follow @WorldBollard to be in with a chance of winning this magnificent Monoscape Wexham Exposed Silver Grey Concrete Bollard worth £174.23
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