I sell real estate. Fly drones. host parties. Abuja’s own and grown. 9-5er with a hint of nightlife

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined December 2018
Guy no awaken my trauma. Fvccccccck! @eldritchsama we don truly grow from rubbish
I once set up acquisition and distribution for this girl's cake business. Projected revenue was supposed to be in 100s of thousands weekly. After 2 successful campaigns and a bunch of orders, I noticed she stopped talking about her business, why?
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Finally my time to shine
Ugly people 🧵thread❤️‍🩹. Quote with any video of yourself.
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My Abuja people, which would you come out for?
40%Old school karaoke party
0%Monthly Game nights
0%Potluck in a Park
60%Wet and Wild Pool Party
5 votes • 23 hours
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Ultron.
Which villain had a point, even if their methods were wrong? 👀🖤
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In an economy where the average woman is richer and more financially stable than the average man?
Splitting bills is mathematically logical, yes. But human attraction has never obeyed mathematics. I’d say as a man, pay for everything but look out for reciprocity. Bye 👋🏽
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He will make a good barbosa tbh
Disney is reportedly in talks with Idris Elba to star in a new ‘PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN’ movie.
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Mama I made it!!!!
Replying to @josephoike
@josephoike serves as the Director General of the Kaduna State Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Agency (KADSAMHSA)... He is also the co-founder of the contemporary menswear brand JZO... Read More: tinyurl.com/akeguests #Ake2026 #AkeFestival
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An unshaved igala man complains about mechanics in Abuja are making too much money due to bad roads. Call for end of estate developers 🫵🏽
To all the estate executives in Lokogoma, Abuja: Is bad road part of the estate constitution or do you people just enjoy watching shock absorbers suffer? Explain 🤦🏾‍♂️
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You people are paying 150k as service charge MONTHLY in LOKOGOMA?? What in the criminality is going on?
To all the estate executives in Lokogoma, Abuja: Is bad road part of the estate constitution or do you people just enjoy watching shock absorbers suffer? Explain 🤦🏾‍♂️
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You finally find a girl who’s amazing and she’s everything you’re looking for and BOOM! she lives far as hell. What do you mean you stay in Kagini?
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Hello 30 !! ❤️🧡💛 I've heard so much about you ! 🎉.. Say me a prayer..
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Love is found in the hardest of places. Give it a chance.
You finally find a girl who’s amazing and she’s everything you’re looking for and BOOM! she lives far as hell. What do you mean you stay in Kagini?
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Replying to @ekibyleo
Omo plenty things 😂 Sometimes I hear some and I will be like wow
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What do they say about you when you are not in the room?
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👨‍🎨 Zadok 💿 All of my Life One of the most beautiful Voices in Nigerian Music
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I think theres some kind of mind-control mechanism deployed on top of Nigeria because how else do you want to explain this mass idiocy going on in support of wicked policies and total oppression of the people ?
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I've seen people at auditions but this was a discovery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Next Afrobeats star (NAS) was in Abuja earlier this year and I was an audition Judge. You can catch the episode in Youtube
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Question for the Bible experts. Adam and Eve had Cain and Abel, right? Cain killed Abel, got banished to another land, and found a WIFE. WHO THE FVCK DID HE MARRY? I thought we had two sons and a population of FOUR?
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