@ekbergmann

a dollar late and a day short |🗽🏳️‍🌈 | sorry entertainer | alleged Master | a simple pleasure

 Brooklyn, NY
emilykbergmann.com
Joined December 2010
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
anika@champagnesucksOct 7
the thing about being a one-trick-pony is that 1) you’re a pony, which is already pretty good, and 2) you have a trick.
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Love that no one in Brooklyn was too cool to stop and look at the sunset. We’re all someone’s mom taking a picture of the sky. @nymetrowx
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sarah hagi@KindaHagiSep 8
i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit
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(French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)
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The best video you'll see all day
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
charlie worth
@charlieworth_Aug 31
Nobody’s gonna gaf about this but I had to post bc I haven’t seen one person mention this song in any of the tributes anywhere! The ultimate post-menopausal breakup/divorce power anthem and maybe the campiest video of her career. I was 12 years olds, fat as fuck, humming the bridge and clicking my hooves to this on the school bus in between bites of my 2nd breakfast. Completely unaware of anything she was talking about but still totally enamored by whatever the hell it was she was doing Will always be one of my favorites. “I’m Gone” by Dolly Parton from her 2002 album Halos & Horns
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Kind of unclear what Darializa is trying to do w her victory speech but not every oratory can be as good as Zohran’s
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a cool 35 mins from first pitch and nothing from the actual @Mets lol
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
Patrick Lyons@p_lyons_Jun 19
tbh “remembering some guys” might be the aisle-crossing platform the left has been seeking for years
SNY Knicks
@sny_knicksJun 18
"This championship belongs to them too, because championships aren't just built in one season." Zohran Mamdani shouts out former Knicks players and Tom Thibodeau for their contributions towards this Knicks title:
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Emily Bergmann retweeted
todd bonzalez@doinkpatrol25 Jun 2025
zohran mayoral victory into knicks championship run is going to be generational
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Sorry why we do keep saying Knicks in 5. They won already!
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Camera cutting to Spike Lee after Mark Levine calls Jumaane Williams “the Spike Lee of New York City government” and then immediately starts speaking Spanish…incredible to me…only possible bc of Knicks
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My favorite sign at the Knicks parade
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E.B. White “This Is New York” for the 21st century @nyknicks
Matt Flegenheimer@mattflegJun 14
So this is how it feels. nytimes.com/2026/06/14/nyreg…
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Mariska’s vibes w the Knicks/Jalen Brunson are like English teacher that really believed in you in HS and still knows your family/is there for your successes but instead it’s teaching you about JUSTICE and it’s the NBA Finals
Summer@xsummerchildxJun 14
She was quiet because she was busy crafting this 😭
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Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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NEW YORK KNICKS
@nyknicksJun 14
job’s done ✅
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