Why would you call a timeout with <60 seconds????? Let the Bengals run the play and if they score you’ve got 2 timeouts to drive the field. Calling a timeout ain’t doing sh!t!!! #bears

Not throwin shade at #rice owls or its fans, but only capitalism would create a situation where a 5-7 team is playing in a bowl game. #lendingtreebowl #ricevssouthernmiss #CFB #football #CollegeFootball

Delay of game not called at a critical point in overtime. #BuffaloBills #WildCardWeekend #texansbills

Emma Rae hunkering down to watch @WCCO morning show instead of helping dad shovel the driveway. #NationalLoveYourPetDay

You’re a #doglover when halfway through brushing your teeth you realize you’re using the #dog toothbrush, and you finish anyway. At least we brush daily. #emma… instagram.com/p/Bt_bfNalamOU… – at Minneapolis, MN

Neither a #USFFootball or #tulsa fan but it's uncomfortable to watch how @TulsaFootball and their conservative play in the 4th quarter will lose them this game. Take a chance fellas. #USFvsTLSA – at Minneapolis, MN

I just love being your dad. Happy 2nd #birthday, buddy. #robertwilliam #timeflies @ Minneapolis, Minnesota instagram.com/p/BneCUbwgDA-H… – at Minneapolis, MN

The bond between a #mother and her #child is oftentimes better seen than described. #robertwilliam @ Minneapolis, Minnesota instagram.com/p/Bnb18KXgKDtA… – at Minneapolis, MN

That moment you say to yourself ... "I hope this post isn't about me." #nextdoor – at Minneapolis, MN

AJ in 5. #powertrip @PowerTripKFAN – at Minneapolis, MN

My mom wasn't born in the US but even she knows to run for the 1st down. @TrevorSiemian needs to sit,@BrockOsweiler needs to play. #broncos – at Minneapolis, MN

Safe to say the chemicals used to extend the life of this sewer pipe are doing the opposite for @CityMinneapolis residents. #CancerSucks

#fruitflies are no match for @market_pantry apple cider vinegar. This trick really works ... 31 and counting! – at Minneapolis, MN

Just when I wonder why I don't shop at @DollarTree more I find a dead cockroach on a stack of dinner plates. #QuestionAnswered – at Richfield, MN

@Target sells @RippleFoods pea-based drink. It's surprisingly good!

What's the best way to get my @lyft passenger rating?