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left field bleacher bum ian happ enthusiast tunes enjoyer

Edgewater, Chicago
Joined January 2020
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2026 season is officially over
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Baseball is buddhism: relinquish impermanence. Every other sport is protestant: acquire and possess the ball by work and robbery. Pitchers and hitters try to get rid of it as fast as possible. Fielders only have it if something has gone wrong. Spiritually the most perfect sport
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Fuck that AI slop, this is what a good menu looks like.
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Quad Cities, your boys are 2026 Midwest League Champions! 🏆 #RoadToRoyalty🦝
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CHI 59 - CAR 37 🚨 SCORIGAMI 🚨 That is the 1096th unique score in NFL history, and the 1st of the 2026 season.
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One year anniversary of when I went to see Ringo Starr at the Chicago Theatre and nothing else
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If I see an AI-generated thumbnail, I don't click on the video. If I think I'm watching AI-generated content, I click/swipe away. If you're "creating" AI-generated content, I'm biased to think you're a lazy person looking for shortcuts with little creative ambition.
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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THE CUBS HIT A HOME RUN TONIGHT!?!?
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PCA REACHES THE 30/30 MARK IN WALK-OFF FASHION.
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Wrigley Fans giving a standing ovation to Baez, a visiting player, who hit 3 HRs in his debut for the same team that intentionally walked Michael Busch, in the 2nd to last game of the season last year (meant nothing to either team in the standings), when he had a chance to hit for the cycle. Just sayin, #WrigleyGetsIt @Cubs
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Police in Wisconsin used Flock to track a man who traveled to Michigan, where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisc., where it is illegal They then used his travel as part of the probable cause justification to search his car for weed and he was arrested 404media.co/cops-used-flock-…
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Wow that's really crazy! Bet that'll never happen again
LOOK OUT, RIZZO! Mo Baller's first career @mlb home run lands in Anthony's lap!
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I say again, my only god is Anthony Rizzo
If we had a nickel for every time Anthony Rizzo's caught a Cubs home run in the bleachers, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice!
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stop gooning and learn ball
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A bunch of HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY HOME RUNS!!!!! #CUBS – at Chicago, IL
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Knicks fans, celebrate ya chip with hats & jerseys but please wait for "post-championship clarity" before buying anything crazy. I own a Chicago Cubs commemorative championship light-up Wrigley Field baseball table? Da fuq for?!😂
as someone who regrets not buying every single thing after the raptors won in 2019 my advice is to buy everything
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ethan retweeted
I just don’t get it, you could literally read a book every day until you die and not even scratch the surface of what’s been written. The bottleneck has never been quantity, who is demanding more poorly written crap
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