Pun enthusiast, machine learning researcher, aspiring nap-taker. Opinions are my own, and maybe yours too if I’m retweeting you.

Joined August 2008
lockdown, day one: this is probably fine, I never liked going out much day 380:
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I wanna know I WANT YOU what love is TO SHOW ME
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Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.
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You can just keep celebrating Christmas. No one can stop you. – at Austin, TX
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If you're at #NeurIPS2020, check out Mridula Maddukuri @Summer1992 and my poster on Deep Multi-Instance/Multi-Label Learning at the Joint Affinity Group poster session today and the @WiMLworkshop poster session on Wednesday!
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So painfully true. Thank you for advocating @timnitGebru #IStandWithTimnit – at Austin, TX
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Your holiday playlist is just “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” on loop – at Austin, TX
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Getting a new president is one thing but have you ever been hyped about getting a new Secretary of Education
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Hey Texas friends, I made a visualization of early voting numbers & what would happen if counties voted as they did percentage wise in 2016 and 2018 ( without making any assumptions as to how new voters may go or election day turnout) & it looks hopeful diegoolano.com/tx20/
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Today is your LAST day to vote early, so we've made a thread of all the information you need to get yourself to the polls. Share it with everyone you know and tell them to follow us on Twitter for helpful Travis County election updates and fun GIFs. #VoteEarly #VoteTravis
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As a linguist, my takeaway is that we've all decided it's ok to go with "Kamala" and "Pence" and - no. Don't do this. Parallel reference terms, please.
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If a husband calls himself “the head of the family”, I assume it means his wife’s head fell off when he untied the green ribbon around her neck on their wedding night.
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Texas isn’t a red state, it’s a voter suppression state.
Houston Republicans are asking the Texas Supreme Court to limit in-person and absentee voting options for voters during the pandemic in Harris County, the state's largest Democratic county. bit.ly/3jh8aSf
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So basically America has adapted to working, living, operating in A WHOLE PANDEMIC. I’m guilty of this also, but it just hit me, that we made living with Covid-19 our new normal instead of trying to get rid of it completely like other countries have done.. our minds are so warped
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everyone arguing about whether Firth or McFayden is the best Darcy when Wishbone is right there
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It's 100 days to the election, y'all. Register, make sure your loved ones register, and vote. Anything is possible in Texas - voter turnout is what makes the difference.
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.@edyong209: “A country that, 7 months into a pandemic, still cannot ensure that its healthcare workers have enough gowns and gloves and protective equipment is not going to be able to distribute a vaccine in an efficient way. It simply isn’t.”
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And the crowd goes wild, literally. These gray foxes were spotted at @UTAustin UFCU Disch–Falk Field. #HookEm #atx #urbanwildlife 📷Michael Rodriguez, UT Austin
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I had a dream we called this era The Make America Great Depression – at Austin, TX
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