Evan Jenkins (@ejenk) | teapawt

lol. lmao.

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Buying myself and each of my five children Android phones. Nice job, John Apple.

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Apparently other people have already gotten through? And delivery’s already a month out? Very cool.

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Steve Jobs would’ve fired half the company by now

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I’ll give it two more minutes and then I’m buying a Samsung Galaxy Fold.

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Hey John Apple, I have five kids I need to deal with this morning. Let me order my damn $2,000 phone.

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This is the moment they were fated to win the pennant.

Enjoying a traditional Mother’s Day brunch: vodka Red Bull slushie in a baseball bat

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James Talarico just texted me personally. He’s asking me to break him out of the Lindner Center of Hope.

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Oscar@ofitzhardingOct 13

17 squares. No smaller square. I've released the first complete Lean proof of optimality for Bidwell's 1998 packing of 17 squares. Built with @OpenAI Astra + @AnthropicAI Opus 5.5. Thanks to @ManassehA06 & @ojoshe for prior work. github.com/ofitzharding/sq17…

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