I just wanna be happy!

South of Upendi.
Joined September 2009
Fellow Lagosians, At ₦2k per meal, it will cost you ₦6k per day, and therefore ₦8,700,000 to eat three meals a day for 4yrs. These are not square meals o, just "manage". If you have foolishly decided to sell your vote for less than ₦8.7m, you're an even bigger ozuor than imagined. As I have said repeatedly, @GRVlagos and I have plans to use everything Lagos State has - our population, our waterways, even our refuse - to make Lagosians more prosperous and live a life of abundance. We will use our organic waste to generate biogas for electricity, and Lagosians will be employed in those facilities. We will use the waste product of our biogas production facilities as fertilizer to produce much more food and significantly reduce the cost of food. We will burn our inorganic waste to generate more electricity, and even more Lagosians will be employed to run those facilities. We will recycle the waste product from the incinerators as building materials. We will provide free, qualitative education for all children of Lagos Taxpayers', to university level. We will provide free, accessible and comprehensive Healthcare to children and the elderly, initially, whilst drastically reducing the overall cost of healthcare to everyone else. We will provide a minimum of 100,000 high quality, yet affordable homes in four years to Lagosians, with LOW INTEREST mortgages. We will reduce the Average Commute Time (the amount of time spent in traffic), by at least 50% within our first 18 months in traffic, whilst simultaneously reducing the cost of public transport. Make a conscious, strategic decision today, to invest in a future where you will no longer struggle to feed yourself, much less your family. Vote for a future where you can start achieving your dreams, hopes and aspirations, and begin to realistically dream bigger dreams. Vote for a future where you and your children are much safer and much more secure in ANY part of Lagos State, because we will provide much better welfare for all security agents working in Lagos State, starting from much better residential accomodation, to better working facilities and conditions, to much better welfare. Vote for @GRVlagos. Vote for ADC. If we all work together, we can Make Èkó Great Again. Warmest Regards, Babatunde Olalere Gbadamosi ADC Lagos State Deputy Gubernatorial Candidate #VoteGRV2027 #VoteADCLagos #TakeYourFitnessSeriously #MakeEkoGreatAgain #MEGA2027
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You Won't Believe These Actors Played These Characters
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"Don't ruin relationships over politics" I'm going to burn the relationship and throw the ashes in the sea. It's politics to you people, it's quality education to some, it's quality healthcare to some, it's financial independence to some, it's being safe and alive for some.
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Have I seen a similar story a million times ? Yes. Will i watch this movie? Of course.
A no-nonsense bodyguard (Leighton Meester) is hired to protect a charming action star (Jared Padalecki) over the holidays. Falling for him? That's where things get complicated. GUARDING STARS, based on Katherine Center’s bestselling novel The Bodyguard, premieres November 18.
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I am not only in support. It is my wish!
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PLEASE GO AND COLLECT YOUR PVCs!!! All this noise and insults will be for nothing if you do not actually vote!!!!!!!!!!
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BREAKING: Ijeuru Metu is an avid reader and an ardent pursuer of happiness. As a young child, she was a ravenous reader, drawn to anything with words on it. Her first attempt at writing came from a simple desire—to read a story that didn’t yet exist. Fuelled by a deep sense…
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Taxes
Out of all the bills you pay, what’s the one you hate the most?
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Anybody that supports Tinubu is capable of murder.
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They fake agency scam guys case has been struck out by the courts...APC is terrible...we have wicked leaders and politicians
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The APC spends so much on election campaigns every four years. In fact, I dare say the party spends more on campaigning than on infrastructural development and actual governance. What a shame!
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Even when they win, they sabotage the Lead Actress nom - Whoopi Goldberg was the lead for #TheColorPurple, Viola Davis lead for Fences, The Help & Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom. Jennifer Hudson was co-lead♀️. IMO Effie is the lead in Dreamgirls despite J-Hud being a newbie in the film
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things are no longer just expensive , quality is also shit. in my parents house there are ceiling fans older than me that still work, yet the ones i buy these days have a lifespan of about two to three years. i wonder what SON is actually doing
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👋 Didn’t even join the Danfo one 🥹
I am curious, is there anyone on my TL that’s yet to create a LagosLife account ?
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The most annoying thing about the light situation is there’s no communication on what is even going on.
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I am opening up slots for new marketing mentees. This is serious business so I am on the lookout for early stage marketers [< five years of experience] who are willing to do what it entails. There will be 1:1 sessions, progress check-ins, practical assignments, career development reviews, portfolio/CV/LinkedIn reviews and ad-hoc career support. This is a free but practical mentorship programme,you will be expected to show up, complete assignments, apply feedback and take ownership of your development. My role is to provide guidance, challenge your thinking and share my experience; your role is to do the work. Please do not apply if you do not meet the criteria and are not willing to do what it entails, I will appreciate it if you do not waste my time. While everyone is welcome to apply, female candidates and gender minorities are *strongly* encouraged to apply. forms.gle/Y4J432waUkpB7q4z9
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um you guys, i know we’re all playing games now, but you can start collecting your PVC by october 9
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This is why "if you wanna shoot, shoot don't talk" is the baddest line ever written. What do you mean you see the person you are chasing and you will start saying you killed my daddy, you killed my mother. When you should be talking to a dead body?
One stupid thing I hate in movies is plenty talk instead of just shooting. Just hold gun and be talking like a mumu. Mschew.
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Last month, we did a whole 10 days without light, new month and we’ve done 24hrs already. You are here fighting about language. There’s only one language here and it is horrible governance.
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