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Einstein

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We Live. We Love. We lie.

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Talisman🔫@maximpelle26m
Inakuanga a matter of time before shenanigans za mapenzi zicatch up na wewe. Homie alikuwa anaweka “over everything, i choose you” hapo kwa insta notes, leo ameweka “single equals peace”. Nimemleta kejani leo tukule skuma kavu ndo nimuongeze uchungu
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Talisman🔫@maximpelle1h
Ndo nadandia nganya after kupea foreman fruits of my labor. Najiseti backseat ndo nihesabu my net worth. After a short stretch, dere anacheza Burning by Tems. Naanza kushed a tear not because ngoma ni emotional, no, ni ju makanga nilipea thao amedandia nganya ingine
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Mongare@Mongareokiro1Nov 10
Huyu ndio anafaa kuwa example to young girls.
Dr Branice Munyasa (@Branicemercy) profile pictureDr Branice Munyasa
@BranicemercyNov 10
Defence finally done 😭 And just like that 5 years of masters wrapped My heart could literally burst with happiness and gratitude 🙏 The chickens in my village are officially under an existential threat 💃💃
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History taking will never be replaced by any form of investigation or complex imaging. Today I received a patient who had accidental poisoning and surprisingly he was being managed for pneumonia in another facility.
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Status za your contacts. Status za mentioned groups. Status za channels. Na bado wameeka status za groups. Tutaview statuses ngapi jameni
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F1 or F2?
NERI COFFEE (@halmawairima) profile pictureNERI COFFEE@halmawairima18h
Please buy coffee, Nunueni akii
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There was a time data science was a thing. Moringa was the place to be. Nowadays I see a few data scientists. Bwana I am still taking my masters in data science but there seems to buts...
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CMEs si unaskiza with your sharp brain na inaretain tu ama
wanga.ray__ (@wangarimathigh) profile picturewanga.ray__@wangarimathigh2h
I am always forgetting my notebook so my phone does the work😂during CMEs
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Siku izi giza inaingia by 6.30 to prepare us for dark times ahead
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Okong' Okuna (@XivTroy) profile picture
Okong' Okuna
@XivTroyNov 10
I hate relationships founded on shared misfortunes. I want to build things. To dream & do. I have not given up on life yet. If all that we talk about when we meet is our troubles; if, years later, these are the only things we can draw upon for camaraderie, I can't stay. I must go
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Watu hawajawai try that marriage shit wanakuanga na a lot to say about it.
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Young⁠@Brayohki8h
when you're not him hakuna kitu itabamba yengs haha
cuntstance (@ssaauuraa) profile picturecuntstance@ssaauuraa22h
Random niggas hudhani utakua wet af wakikuita good girl.
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Damn, malls on every corner, and they’re replacing Nairobi’s cultural and creative spaces like Pallets Café on James Gichuru. They all have the same lineup: Optica, ChapaCopy, Carrefour Market, Whiskey Hub. How many Opticas does one city need? What are we not seeing
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Defence finally done 😭 And just like that 5 years of masters wrapped My heart could literally burst with happiness and gratitude 🙏 The chickens in my village are officially under an existential threat 💃💃
Image from Dr Branice Munyasa (@Branicemercy)
Image from Dr Branice Munyasa (@Branicemercy)
Image from Dr Branice Munyasa (@Branicemercy)
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Fun fact: I once tried to bring a cable car from Upperhill to Nairobi CBD.Financiers from Dubai were already in,Papers ready,Vision clear. Proposal got scrapped for reasons I still don't know till today 😭So if you're still stuck in traffic at Haile Selassie, just know I tried .
Africa Updates (@africaupdates) profile pictureAfrica Updates
@africaupdatesNov 10
Kenya🇰🇪 Plans Cable🚠Car at Great Rift Valley Viewpoint as Part of Highway Upgrade africaupdates.com/news/kenya…
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Anakuambia akona 20 bodies now you can't even look at her the same way saa hio you thought she's your LOML so you start imagining what the 20 dudes have been putting her thru unajipata umemghost so you can have your peace
dennis (@AkainuBerbaric) profile picturedennis@AkainuBerbaric3h
Ku venture into the murky waters of asking a woman about her sexual history you will not come out the other side the same man
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Hua siulizani about counts cuz I don't even say mine either
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dennis@AkainuBerbaric3h
Ku venture into the murky waters of asking a woman about her sexual history you will not come out the other side the same man
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Usipojikeep busy uneza chizi
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Me wonders who these medics are and what school they went, plus which hospital they be working for..Yuck, very pathetic behaviour Yikes.
254 Nurse🇰🇪 (@GNM_254) profile picture254 Nurse🇰🇪@GNM_254Nov 10
Labour ward and maternity in general gives you freedom to choose how you treat your childhood girl who denied you access to that particular property. It's been my fifth time I'm going back to her room to check on her .
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