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Elle

@ehartel

We're not out of the tunnel / I bet you, though, there's an end

 Chicago
Joined September 2009
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Amigo
@TopboixOct 24
if you're a girl with a sense of humour & an ounce of optimism they'll literally kill you
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Every Saturday in the fall I look forward to seeing Rece Davis in a suit, a DARK suit. Pine Green, Slate Grey, Ink Blue. Give the people what they want. The seersucker bullshit he's got on today ain't doing it for me.
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This week his suit is almost too light but the blue tie does look very nice. 8/10.
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It looks like this week Rece stole Pats pants, so it doesn't match his jacket. That's why Pat has to wear those god forsaken hole jeans.
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Referring to someone as "some roly-poly little bat-faced girl" in a song is out of pocket
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I really miss feeling hopeful about the future
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“Finally a day off” The day off:
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hev@valverttAug 15
don't tell him that he can't keep on dancing at the pink pony club
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Rewatching gone with the wind and yes there's all sorts of southern fantasy involved but it strikes me most as a story about a psychopath surrounded by some of the kindest people, and how she ruins all their lives until she's finally bested by someone who matches her evil.
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A person rides an escalator at the Damen Green Line station as the sun sets Monday evening in Chicago. The Chicago area is forecast to experience at least three days of 90-degree weather this week.
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It’s utterly insane that we have sticky baby fingers and toes in the same part of life as when all our long hair is falling out. This is completely unnecessary stress.
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let’s bite stone mama’s ankles
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Danny McBride as Henry VIII: more fool fuckin you Catherine, i have supreme power in the goddamn church. That means I can fuckin annul shit out of this barren partnership. And find me a wench who aint gonna fuck around with giving me a heir almost as strong and muscular as I am
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Errai@erraiJul 19
Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want
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people say the suburbs have “low crime” because familial and domestic abuse don’t count as crime to them
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Unfortunately this is who Erling Haaland looks like to me. I can't unsee it.
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My mind drifting away as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game
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