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EG

@egtejada

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars”

Joined March 2013
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Either this works or me da una embolia
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Genuinamente toy tratando.
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For Halloween I’m going to be an Alcoholic
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Po na
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Wao eso si me quilla.
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Big sigh
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A.T@tawaabbbOct 22
Movie was gas
Xctober (@xctobermc) profile pictureXctober@xctobermc12 Apr 2024
Batman was giving Jason Todd the hands 💀💀
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@AescanoOct 22
Llegando a Santo Domingo
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Esto esta siendo la prueba mas grande de paciencia de mi vida entera
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2 años de gobierno hoy
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miya@miyarah_Oct 20
"2026 VA A SER MI AÑO" yo en octubre:
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JPR@JPRPT98Oct 15
there will never be another Pokemon game with this much aura
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@pokedigsOct 15
Pokémon Colosseum commercial. Nintendo GameCube. Japan, 2003.
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Semilla decansen con la cancion de bulin
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Riyad Mahrez... what a philosopher
Madrid Xtra (@MadridXtra) profile pictureMadrid Xtra
@MadridXtraOct 13
🚨 NEW: Bernardo Silva has almost DISAPPEARED from Real Madrid’s plans under Mourinho. He has played just EIGHT MINUTES since September 12. @marca
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Mielda hasta los gringos andan con los 500 y el picapollo
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 12
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context needed: Trump previously promised 2 dividends and never followed through. In early 2025, Trump publicly backed a roughly $5,000 “DOGE dividend” In November 2025, he promised a $2,000 “tariff dividend” newsweek.com/every-dividend…
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Wey pusieron audiobooks en spotify ahora
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Jarto
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tiaré@tiarexmOct 6
job market so fucked up you might as well follow your dreams
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No confio en alguien que sea fan de taylor swift
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