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"Unfunny" - some editor
"That's stupid" - my wife
"What were you thinking?" - my internal critic
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Been sort of quietly sitting around with not much internet input for a while and this place feels scary now. Millions of thoughts smashing into my soft little brain causing it to ping off new thoughts. Lost all tolerance
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Watched a tv show the other day when wife was away and thought about it for a week. It's ridiculous. Brain is now Victorian child weak
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god is looking down like ffs do I need to do the whole babel thing AGAIN?
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Why is he not replying to my emails?
because I have misconfigured my email server?
or does everyone just
hate me?
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explaining jazz to someone
"yeah so Miles Davis is essentially like Taylor Swift, he had multiple different eras"
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interestingto see the seams on satellite photos where both halves of a field were photographed in different seasons
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is there some sort of named diet wherin I eat primarily just fruit, saucisson and cheese? I feel like my body wants this.
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pov, you are half way up a tree across the road from your pretty neighbour's house with a paintbrush clenched between your teeth trying not to be spotted amongst the foliage while you sketch one handed
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