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* she/they/jackass * fedi @erin@coolmathgam.es * bsky @owo.me * professional tiktoker * views here of my own * people say i'm cute πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ’– * priv@bleherins

Seattle, WA, US, Earth
Joined July 2019
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i don't know how this hellsite is still alive but follow me on my socials. views here are still of my own and do not represent my employer. fedi coolmathgam.es/@erin bsky @eggrins@owo.me tiktok tiktok.com/@erinposting hellsite tumblr.com/erinposting
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Context about how I got CVE-2026-99999: it wasn't assigned by incrimental luck. There were nearly 2k unassigned CVEs before it. The Linux maintainers felt it deserved the special number because of impact+new attack surface for KVM escapes and offered it. It was a prize! I was just telling someone it feels like graduation from cybersecurity. So yeah it's intentionally assigned, and I'll be eternally grateful for it.
How can one obtain such a great identifier as CVE-2026-99999? #PwnEscape
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i can confirm that the OCP Open Rack / AWS WMW bus bar has a large enough gap to fit a tongue inside it
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loool what a week picked up a car for a bay area road trip next week β€œdriver side leaky”, the car tire leaks as warned, ended up getting a slight downgrade from the xc60 to the xc40. 10/10 would gamble again but 😭😭😭 unplanned downgrades are not fun
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a while ago I made a bunch of unhinged requests to Amazon's shopping AI about things like "the best conceal carry holster for my dog" and I'm pleased to announce it's paid off
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nervous but this is such a funny one :3 0414ac311b5e41143dc9fdd32fecde0e
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a cat and the ctf good luck coin
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chat what are the odds i get the swag or even top200 at this rate for work ctf #6
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hi amazon security friends :3
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"the SBOM is basically a tool to answer 'how fucked are we?'"
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Great news for anyone who has an eBay alert set for "Nalloy"
Amazon announces it is closing its Amazon Go and Amazon Fresh stores techcrunch.com/2026/01/27/am…
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what happens if i push the DNS button in a waymo, will it cause a 8.8.8.8 outage?
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does anyone know how i can get supervised access with a NVIDIA GB rack? i wish to give the rack or the compute carrier a lick
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waymo spotted at the bellevue whole foods again
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did you know you can just buy 317 anvils on amazon?
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Is anyone able to give me the GPL contact for AWS? also hi to the memes chats :3
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you would not lick a DELL EMC ENGINEERING SAMPLE
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could be us
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⚠️ Snow is causing slick conditions through the Cascade passes, and more #snow is on the way this weekend. Use caution if traveling through the passes, and check the latest road conditions at wsdot.com/travel/real-time #WAwx
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