@eggpathy

wildlife biologist and birder ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿชฟ | wife-loving moe butch | professor at the university of spamton | PROSHIP DNI | #FREEPALESTINE ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

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Joined March 2018
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redraw for funsies ๐Ÿ˜› #DELTARUNETOMORROW #DELTARUNE
sunny eated a apple ๐Ÿฆ†๐ŸŽ@eggpathy3 Apr 2025
DELTARUNE WHENโ‰๏ธ #DELTARUNE #DELTARUNETOMORROW
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SEBA (commissions open give me money)@SebaDoesntExistOct 16
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craig@adonixleenOct 15
Happy #Fall, PeanutButterGamer Wishes you well.
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the chitinous scavenger@SKULLHORNETSOct 14
THINGS TO SAY TO A TAXONOMIST: - "immediately make it a new family" - "name it elegans" - "sell me this holotype" - "i brought my own maximum likelihood tree" - "what are your intentions with my phylogenies?"
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craig@adonixleenOct 13
PeanutButterGamer Frutiger Aero....
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Angelo@ballsniffer1999Oct 11
Tried wearing a hat today, but everyone saw through the charade and noticed iโ€˜m not a hat guy. Children pointed and laughed, the bold among them even threw rocks at me.
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Thereโ€™s something almost chilling about peoplesโ€™ yards this time of year. Pumpkins, tombstonesโ€ฆ Even literal skeletons. And so many of us never stop to ask ourselves why.
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ๆŽจใ—ใŒๅข—ใˆใพใ—ใŸ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ
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Manic Mingus@Extrox_xOct 9
So handsome and rotund
sunny eated a apple ๐Ÿฆ†๐ŸŽ@eggpathyOct 7
my pet bowling pin #mypetbowlingpin
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blair@pterodaustroOct 9
new tamagotchi paradise got announced. i love pochipochitchi
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faget83629031852@faget9261530128Oct 6
my pet computers first words were hello world
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Manic Mingus@Extrox_xOct 8
Replying to @eggpathy
@eggpathy
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โ™ก Lady Fawne โ™ก@elliearomaladyOct 7
Replying to @eggpathy
SCO is an actual hellscape where stupidity thrives like bacteria.
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had a spaghetti squash and typed in "sqti". called me over because it wasn't working. ok
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genuinely and i mean genuinely had a customer do this the other week
Silly Goober@RandomSlopOct 7
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natibranch@natibranchOct 7
natibranch@natibranchOct 7
I love pikmin 2 I love louie
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this is my baby son louie he is not always so frightening and ugly
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