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@eggcotton

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Joined October 2012
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u sleep w your boyfriend, I sleep w a VCR copy of the matrix, cards against humanity, 13 fake vampire teeth, a purple sweater vest, 3 belts, the shining, nikes, 2 computers, 3 red dice, $17 cash, and a disco ball
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BREAKING: Madison Police Department charges pro-Palestinian demonstrator with two felony counts By: @TyRJavier for @dailycardinal dailycardinal.com/article/20…
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unemployment be like damn! i got a bucket of bud light lime and an empty bucket of golf balls due at 4 pm everyday – at Wisconsin, USA
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can we start tailgating badger volleyball games fr – at Wisconsin, USA
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i think my next hobby is substitute teaching – at Wisconsin, USA
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subaru dealership men hyping me over my jordan’s….. and now where’s my free warranty – at Wisconsin, USA
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awesome first tweet post dad dying – at Wisconsin, USA
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when you’re having sex you’re not tweeting
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if she don’t munch beer i’m not gonna much her.
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i’m literally in an indie rom com rn and no one’s talking about it – at Wisconsin, USA
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can a man come look to see if something’s dead in my ac?????? – at Wisconsin, USA
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like i’m calling girl on this one – at Wisconsin, USA
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gotta stay hydrated and refreshed .. that’s why i drink pbr – at Wisconsin, USA
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no ❤️
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trained the new president and captain for frisbee and accidentally showed them my nipple 4 times… you’re welcome wisconsin! – at Wisconsin, USA
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taking a sabbatical from jordan’s big 10 after getting in a blackout fight at 7 pm
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