Husband and lucky father of 3 beautiful girls. Raised in small town Nebraska. Lover of Royals, Huskers, and Dolphins. Paypal/Venmo/CashApp

Omaha, NE
Joined April 2015
Wow @pizzahut is a fuckin joke. Lobby is piled up with door dash drivers. Can't get an order out on time or correct to save their lives.
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I sure miss when Seth Lugo didn't suck balls #Royals
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Nick Loftin batting 4th. My god #Royals if you've ever needed a reason to fire anyone!
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I bet half the executives at CBS have been cited for DUI
A statement from @CBSSports on analyst Tony Romo: “Tony Romo is on leave from his role at CBS Sports until further notice.”
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The #Royals haven't lost for four days. It's been glorious
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Congratulations to the #Royals front office for putting together the shittiest bullpen in the league.
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Great game plan by the #Royals today. What a joke
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There is no way Matt Quatraro should have a job tomorrow. Right? #Royals
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Can we fire these #Royals coaches already? I mean what more does ownership need to see.
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Can we just fire this #Royals coaching staff already.
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#Royals sure did a shitty job of addressing the bullpen and offense this off season
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1-0. #Royals are fucked already
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#Royals offense is so terrible
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#Royals are in trouble. Just a pathetic baseball team.
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going to be a long season for the #Royals Buttom of the line up sucks ass, zero outfield depth, their closer appears to not know how to pitch, and there is zero relief in Omaha
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jesus christ has Carlos Esteves ever pitched in the major leagues before. what a sack of shit
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Another dog shit performance from a #Husker team when it matters
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There is a lot of misery that comes with being a #Husker fan. Every once in awhile we get a moment where its worth it. Tonight was one of those moments.
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Whoever gets to play the #Huskers first round of the NCAA tournament. Should feel pretty good about their chances.
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Another 20 Minute wait for food at @McDonalds Is this shit the norm everywhere?
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