Attempting to be positively sarcastic

Minneapolis, MN
Joined May 2014
Definitely feeling MN #statefair fomo right now
SO YOU JUST USE BOTH LANES AND RESIST THE URGE TO MERGE EARLY AND THEN TAKE TURNS AT THE MERGE POINT AND EVERYONE KEEPS MOVING AND THAT’S WHY THE ZIPPER MERGE IS SAFE AND EASY AND YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO IT IN CONSTRUCTION ZONES
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Zeke from #theweakestlink is definitely my favorite tonight
We should watch what’s happening to Mariupol now as well. – at Ukraine
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As someone born & raised in Odessa for roughly 1/3 of my life, who spent the other 2/3 in America, I know that most people don’t know much about Ukraine - which I get, I have many blind spots, so I thought I’d tweet some little basic things in case it helps make it real 🧵
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Sir Poutine, this message is yours 👇👇👇
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It is outrageous, if unsurprising, that Trump would praise Putin’s murderous invasion of Ukraine as an act of “genius.” It should concern us all that Putin is exactly the kind of leader Trump would like to be, and that so few Republicans have the courage to say this out loud.
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⚡️Important resource ⚡️ Ukrainians put together a list of resources on how foreigners can help. There are all reputable organizations doing good work. Spread far and wide: ukrainewar.carrd.co/
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Maple Grove divided by a sudden storm. Expand for full effect #maplegrove #StormWatch
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Join us tmrw evening, 6:30 pm cst for our talk on AI and the IP Landscape! #artificialintelligence #intellectualproperty Link to RSVP: meetu.ps/e/JS6Pk/t9LW9/i
After closing arguments ended yesterday, the jury in the Chauvin trial began deliberations. It might not be as simple as "guilty" or "not guilty" on all counts. Here's a rundown of the potential outcomes and what they mean. minnpost.com/metro/2021/04/e… via @MinnPost
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I have a personal plea to Twitter to pool resources and help me find my birth parents in #Kharkiv, Ukraine. A thread. Pics of me in the orphanage to keep you interested:)
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Professional connections to people who could help in Kharkiv? I have things like the hospital name I was born at, government officials involved in the adoption process, orphanage location, etc.
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Anything helps as I take this next step in the process to find my birth parents in Kharkiv, I thank anyone in advance greatly who reads this/connects me/shares this!
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Congratulations on a great career Mikko and thank you for everything you did for our organization! Enjoy your time away from the rink Mikko…you deserve it. #mnwild
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