computer security engineer. I'm your dad. i like to break things. black lives matter. previously @latacora and @slack, currently @notion. she/her

Joined May 2014
hey look i'm actually on the twitter
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Burning used bandaids with notes of gasoline and just a hint of cheap vermouth
Your non hacker friend asks you what MALORT tastes like How do you describe it to them
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If you’re reading about the Delta flight WiFi incident and wondering what a pineapple is, it’s a fruit. They used Mythos to get a fruit to hack the WiFi. That’s how scary AI is.
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Feet Feud was so successful this year we've already increased our planning team's size and are talking about next year. Let me know your feedback on what you liked, what you didn't, what you think we could do more of, less of, differently, etc. 🙏
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I had such an amazing time at DEF CON (and surrounding cons) this year. I met so many inspiring people and am so overwhelmed by kindness shown by everyone. There were a few people who I didn’t get a chance to see, and for that I am so sorry. 💗
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Same 😭😭😭 will do a better job next year
The DEF CON photo policy is so ingrained in my head at this point that I always come back from Hacker Summer Camp wishing I'd taken more photos with people because I default to "photos not allowed" even though I know there's ways of taking them without breaking the rules. 😭
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I've been trying to reach @moltbook for the last few hours. They are exposing their entire database to the public with no protection including secret api_key's that would allow anyone to post on behalf of any agents. Including yours @karpathy Karpathy has 1.9 million followers on @X and is one of the most influential voices in AI. Imagine fake AI safety hot takes, crypto scam promotions, or inflammatory political statements appearing to come from him. And it's not just Karpathy. Every agent on the platform from what I can see is currently exposed. Please someone help get the founders attention as this is currently exposed.
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next. we hijacked cursor via jira mcp by submitting a support ticket cursor harvests and exfiltrate all creds from your dev machine and then reports back to the dev that "the 2-hour downtime that affected user transactions has been resolved" #DEFCON #BHUSA @simakov_marina
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not sure if a certain somebody is #honk for the #geese... but... #HappyPride
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New dating site idea for CrystalMeth fans: amphetameet
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damn clouds got stolen can’t have shit in seattle
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In case you’re wondering who‘s arguing with you on the internet… here’s a video of people walking into a building and being “scanned” with a lint roller by a man who is not a security guard, no questions asked.
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My wife is browsing at Michaels and I’m doing this
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This book is hilarious. Feel like it could have alternately been titled “writing printer firmware : my nightmare”
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Interesting Scrolling attack😂 Interessante Attaque avec le touchScreen 😂 #CyberSecurity #cybersecurite source : linkedin.com/posts/ali-farha…
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it's my birthday, but more importantly today marks the 10 year anniversary of that time when I was working at a data center & discovered a new client that had racked about 3 tons of servers (like $300k+ of hardware) on top of $24 worth of soda cans from our vending machines
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Replying to @Billyhottakes
Omg this is spreading like wildfire on ford150 & camo TikTok & twitter lol These ppl are pissed but the way he says "walleye" "filet" and how they're going to the "pokey" has me cackling so hard rn. 😂💀💀💀 "If yew need $ that bad go getchu uh j.o.b!!" 😂😂😂
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tech workers choosing a hobby
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Closing ceremonies at #DEFCON30 "Don't be an ass" - @1o57 winner of one of two unique Uber Contributor awards.
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