the. effing. librarian. nuff said.
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#Republicans wouldn't be doing what they're doing now if they didn't have a plan to do something worse.
Faking News: The OXFORD DICTIONARY WORD OF THE YEAR for 2026 is DUMB because "no one knew there was a B in it."
@OxUniPress
Faking News: The Trump administration welcomes ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS from Brazil. #Bolsonaro
The best proof we have that humans have never set foot on the Moon is that Neil Armstrong claimed that he dragged his feet across the lunar surface to spell his initials, "NA," but the truth is the NA stands for NO ASTRONAUTS.
#fakemoonlanding
Faking News: Donald Trump says he will take Americans back to the Moon or maybe to the moon for the first time because the first moon landing was a hoax or maybe not or maybe but who knows but Donald #Trump will be the first president to take us to the Moon. #fakemoonlanding
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Hey @TheDailyShow - invite me on to discuss my book
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Republicans: "Comparing the White House to the #CheesecakeFactory, not cool. Saying Donald Trump is like Saddam Hussein, TOTALLY okay."
Faking News: Donald #Trump signs executive order calling for the Department of Justice to locate every DANIEL SULLIVAN and have them removed from the country.
Faking News: Donald Trump brags that his approval rating is 600% explaining that 600 people each gave him a score of 1%
#Midterms2026
Hey @TheDailyShow - invite me on to discuss my book
amazon.com/Thousand-War-Year…
"I'll take the endorsement of any person accused of a horrendous crime if they left the jurisdiction before they could be charged and possibly convicted of that vile and disgusting act. A vote's still a vote." #Midterms2026
It's no surprise that Trump supporters are happy that #Trump is getting rich off of the #IranWar and whatever other nonsense he's been doing because he's a businessman and that's what business is for, to make money. #Midterms2026
It has been reported that the new #WhiteHouse Press Secretary is a "SELF-DESCRIBED" lawyer, much like her boss who has "too many to list" self-described qualifications and proficiencies
America has changed from promoting diversity, equity and inclusion, to protecting beliefs, affiliations and political views. Because pendulums swing.
Faking News: Donald Trump says that #oil supplies are at pre Civil War levels and 100% Whale
Faking News: Donald Trump reveals BIG SURPRISE that if Republicans win the November elections, he will take all the credit.
"Don't play games with this president because he will buy millions of dollars in oil stock and then start a war that doubles the price of gas."
Paid for by the US Government
#DonaldTrump #IranWar
"MATH + MATH = D E A T H"
#AI
I think the people running the AI companies know this, but their personalities won't let them stop until they've proven the theorem.
Faking News: Donald Trump in an apparent sign of desperation is now offering Americans a coupon for a free large side of mashed potatoes with the full price purchase of a 10-piece bucket of chicken, if the #Republicans win in the #November #elections.
#Trump #bribe