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England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2015
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You know how every year it seems there’s more of your mates getting engaged, more of your mates having babies? Well now it feels like more and more are doing marathons and that worries me the most.
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SPOTTED: Miley Cyrus buying herself four large Easter eggs for £10 at an Asda store in Derby. “Don’t need no-one else to get them for me,” she told fellow shoppers
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The hardest goodbye will be to love island twitter, you have been the best part of this series #loveisland
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ellie is going down as the worst dressed love island contestant in history #loveisland
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Only real ones remember this legend.
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Sam’s very unpopular opinion: pints in plastic cups taste the best. ????
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Just FYI, the white Rolls-Royce Phantom in which the disgusting Stephen Bear arrived at court today is 19 years old, has done 146,000 miles, is actually silver, was out of MOT until yesterday and can be hired for £475 a day from Essex Wedding Car Hire
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POV: You’re on a Jet2 flight and Jess Glynne - Hold My Hand starts playing x
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when I’m drunk: “so they just not gonna say excuse me”
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From £200 when I originally booked, she is now wanting over £20k, what a lovely classy lady, trust you will be dealt with x
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McDonald’s staff harvesting apple pie filling xitter.cf/fasc1nate/status/15784…
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BREAKING: US singer 50 Cent announces that he now wishes to be known in the UK as 1 Pound.
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House search is going well.. absolute bargain, just in need of refurbishment 😂🤦🏻‍♂️🍁🏠 #ince – at Wigan, England
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get the vape in
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One Italian stallion, one Turkish delight, so many unforgettable moments… Ekin-Su and Davide are your #LoveIsland 2022 winners! 🏆
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#LoveIsland Stan Tasha’s dad. Or whatever💀
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Billy on Love Island: “Wait you’re angry with me because I’m a little cheeky banter man???? 😨😨😨😨 Sorry I’m just addicted to banter 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Is cheeky banter a crime??!! If so, sorry for having banter 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪” x
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