the fasten seatbelts sign used to mean something

nobody should have to live like this (very comfortably with all their material needs met but sometimes things still go wrong and/or are difficult)

if you don't want chatgpt to be sycophantic, simply add "be real with me, girl to girl"

oh good duolingo added more sounds

really afraid to admit how often I'm failing captchas

propaganda I'm not falling for: 👁️ daily contacts 👁️ you'll never get me. bury me in my fortnightlies.

it's crazy how superior whoop is despite all the flaws that made me leave in the first place, I can't believe I was ever fooled into buying an oura ring

the machines are... soft?

they've got it all

sometimes I open this app to scroll through 8 temu ads in a row and then leave

horrified to be here 💖

cannot tell you how much I needed this interview with a boy that has been turned into rocks this week. god bless dropout tv.

sick of pretending like I don't want a butter dish

being dramatic to myself is ALWAYS funny (receipts of delivery timestamps just in case)

I'm not *judging* you, I just can't *trust* you (if you're still saying EST)

do one thing every day that scares you. for me it's trying to swallow all of my vitamins at once and sometimes they get stuck

k, told you it'd be dark - we found some crumbs in the browser, & we'll never know what we lost to tweetdeck because that's dead too, but we scraped by. hope to see you again next year. 😘

I always thought people said "you'll start drinking coffee when you have kids" because you unlock a new level of tired and you're desperate for energy. now that I have an insane puppy I realize it's because you just want to suffer / poison yoursel #DraftsDay