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I want to be a batkeeper... like a beekeeper but with bats. I'm awake at night and I think they need me
Pasta : good
Clothes that feel like pajama but aren't immediately recognizable as pajama : also good
I bought 12 tiny gf cupcakes at Trader Joe's today and they are going to be gone by the end of the night
extremely proud to have positioned this pun so prominently ngl
here's to hoping the department thinks it's as great as i think it is

