@edyesed

you're probably looking for the *other* @edyesed. see also @bobdylan_ebooks. he/him

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Good night, Twitter. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
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(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading) Please. Folks, seriously. PLEASE. Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.
D W from the cartoon Arthur wears a D N R wildfire hard hat. She smiles, but the deep bags under her eyes betray a quiet desperation — one only felt by firefighters on holiday weekends that involve fireworks.

ALT D W from the cartoon Arthur wears a D N R wildfire hard hat. She smiles, but the deep bags under her eyes betray a quiet desperation — one only felt by firefighters on holiday weekends that involve fireworks.

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(deep sigh) All six wildfires in the Pacific Cascade Region this weekend were caused by fireworks.
Wildland firefighter Michael Scott expresses disbelief that someone would be reckless with their fireworks. "When I specifically asked you not to?" he says, reflecting on how he asked SO NICELY, too.

ALT Wildland firefighter Michael Scott expresses disbelief that someone would be reckless with their fireworks. "When I specifically asked you not to?" he says, reflecting on how he asked SO NICELY, too.

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You in our comments: I don't need these firework safety tips. I'm built different. Fireworks: You are a sentient gelatin and your cousin is one margarita away from trying to relight a "dud". You are *exactly* who needs these safety tips.
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Is it poetic When humans write the JD For LLM jobs?
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The compression algorithm for experience surrounds us every single day. I’m grateful it is thus. My myopic ass would be terrible at hunting and gathering.
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the anti-wfh propaganda might be the biggest most coordinated player hating in human history
Mail+
@DailyMailUK16 Jun 2023
Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100 trib.al/GbUcp6P
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Ha! @jamesurquhart has a “flow” chart to model technology selection for flow architecture at #gluecon
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Two stages of life of tech people: Temporary and constantly changing human relationships, which never come from the heart Giant larvae stuck on their back unable to get out of bed --- I guess it was different for me 🤷🐛
Matt Turck
@mattturck17 May 2023
Two stages of life of tech people: Young trying to be successful Successful trying to be young
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Nintendo did us a solid with #TearsoftheKindom 👍
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#tearsofthekingdom make sure you clear those shrines completely 😬 This message brought to you by a save point 90 minutes in the past
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Galaxy brain stuff happening over here. TV on the porch. Karoks and all.
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Ultrahand!!!!
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If you want to find me today 🔜 meetup at Hyrule Field at 08:00 pacific!
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So 500 shows? Only 500 writers. Guild membership becomes a fraction of what it is now. We lose our power. Which means rollbacks. Which means no more pension and health insurance. For ANY of us. Considering that insurance saved my life five years ago, I'd sure like to keep it...
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Extracting cash from information asymmetry is only One Way ™️ There are also Other Ways ™️
Naval
@naval8 Nov 2020
You get rewarded for unique knowledge, not for effort. Effort is required to create unique knowledge.
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Man what the entire fuck is wrong with y’all?
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MISSING CONTEXT If we add same-race crime, we see that the vast majority of violent crimes in America involve white victims and white offenders. If we thought race was a huge factor, and wanted to make the biggest impact on crime numbers, we might want to start there.
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couldn't have said it better myself
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