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I'm super bored right now retweeted
I like this clingy Malfoy
Lucius:
"Potter, I have been watching you carefully."
"You possess remarkable potential."
"Your ambition is even more impressive."
"If you are willing, I will teach you everything about our house."
"Our history."
"Our traditions."
"Our influence."
"And, perhaps most importantly, the powerful magic that has been passed down through generations of the Malfoy family."
Harry:
"You're serious?"
Lucius:
"Completely."
"I believe knowledge should be given to those capable of using it."
"And you, Potter, are clearly capable."
"But before we begin..."
"Dracaena."
Malfoid:
"What?"
Lucius:
"Please let go of Potter for five minutes."
Malfoid:
"No."
Lucius:
"Five minutes."
Malfoid:
"No."
Lucius:
"Three minutes?"
Malfoid:
"No."
Lucius:
"One minute?"
Malfoid:
"Absolutely not."
Lucius:
"Dracaena, you have been holding onto him since breakfast."
Malfoid:
"He was cold."
Lucius:
"We are standing next to a fireplace."
Malfoid:
"That doesn't mean anything."
Lucius:
"It means you have been using the fireplace as an excuse for six hours."
Malfoid:
"I have not!"
Harry:
"She's been holding my arm this entire time."
Malfoid:
"Because you keep trying to leave!"
Harry:
"I was going to the bathroom."
Malfoid:
"You could have told me."
Lucius:
"Potter, I am beginning to understand why you have survived Hogwarts."
Harry:
"How?"
Lucius:
"Pure confusion."
Malfoid:
"Father, stop talking."
Lucius:
"I haven't even started."
"Potter, if you join us, I can teach you spells that most wizards will never hear about."
"Ancient defensive magic."
"Advanced dueling techniques."
"Family wards."
"Magical theory."
"And perhaps a few secrets that the Ministry would rather remain secrets."
Harry:
"That sounds interesting."
Malfoid:
"See? He's staying."
Lucius:
"I was speaking to Potter."
Malfoid:
"And I'm listening."
Lucius:
"Of course you are."
"Now, Potter..."
"Your first lesson begins tomorrow."
Harry:
"All right."
Lucius:
"Excellent."
"Dracaena, please let go of him now."
Malfoid:
"No."
Lucius:
"...I give up."
Harry:
"Can I at least get my arm back?"
Malfoid:
"No."
Lucius:
"Welcome to the Malfoy family, Potter."
Harry:
"I haven't joined your family."
Lucius:
"Give it time."
Malfoid:
"Father!"
Lucius:
"What?"
"I am merely observing the situation."
I'm super bored right now retweeted
I'm starting to love the fact that, after Yunayu learned to stand her ground, she's become happier and is finally drawing what she wants, when she wants to, without anyone being able to tell her not to.
I'm proud of you 🩷
I'm super bored right now retweeted
Harry: Uncle Vernon?
Vernon: What is it, boy?! Can't you see I'm trying to watch Top Gear?!
Harry: this is my friend Luna Lovegood.
Vernon: What?! One of your weird friends from that freak school?!
Luna: Hello, Mr. Dursley. You have a wonderful home. Harry told me you have a large knowledge of crime statistics and strong opinions on minorities. Would you have time to talk about per capita?
Vernon: Oh...oh my, what a charming young lady! Petunia, dearest, we have guests! Could you put the kettle on?! Now Ms. Lovegood, where would you like to start?
Luna: We could start with how unfair it is that those hook-nosed goblins hold disproportionate amounts of power in the banking system.
Vernon: HAHAHA! well, young lady, they definitely don't like it when you call them that, but you seem to have the right idea!