Actor/writer/comic/man-child. Also a camera guy/editor/soundie/eater-of-peanut-butter.

LA
Joined February 2010
I want to leave Matthew Perry’s own words here as the way we remember him. There will never be another like him- he lit up so many hearts in so many ways. Godspeed to Paradise!
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You never know where evil stormtroopers may be lurking at SoFi stadium. Be careful, Beyonce. #beyonce #starwars @Beyonce
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Anybody else work any gigs where it's normal for ppl to show up to work in the morning with colored star stickers on their faces? I barely have time to put on my makeup much less go out and buy sweat-resistant face stickers and strategically adorn my face with them....⭐⭐⭐
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Hey LA Friend-O's. Gonna be doing a 3 minute stand-up set tomorrow (Sat 8/19), 5pm at Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank in their "Yoo Hoo Room". I'm pretty sure what kinda weird story I might tell, but I'm also open to suggestions. Hit me up for more info. flc.cc/FGFC05E
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Can more of you single ladies in LA join the Facebook dating app? I need more local rejection. The algorithm has started showing me women in Vegas. I'd prefer not to have to drive over an hour to have a drink thrown in my face. #sarcasm #internetDating #Meta #FunnyBusiness #Ai
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Hey @elonmusk, I know a good life coach you could contact if you feel like unloading a few billion dollars. $$$. @peoplepaula I'm scheduled to see her first, so you'll have to wait after me. #PTSD #MRI
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Andy and Pee-wee's Night Out Paul Reubens ❤️
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I've started looking for a new apartment here in Los Angeles, and apparently when the computerized listing agent software asks you what your credit score is, you can type in, "It's a secret", and the software LIKES THAT ANSWER. I like it too. #LosAngeles #California #SingleUnit
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Wow, I think I like this guy, just after reading one interview. What do you PA party people think? Fiesta time? #JohnFetterman #Pennsylvania #pennstate #NSFW @louperez #hoodie #shorts @JohnFetterman #bluestate @maddoxrules #MentalHealthAwareness yahoo.com/news/john-fetterma…
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A gal I think I worked with on a film shoot over 10 years ago recently posted this on LinkedIn and I think it's a good 'un. Have a good weekend, friends, and keep it cool, while you still can. Thanks Ash A.!
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Oh no, I'm not falling for this trick, @SUBWAY!!! How dare you!!! yahoo.com/news/subway-offeri…
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This is my happy, party jam today. Don't worry cool, funny, smart, bad-a$$ ladies. This isn't directed at you, just all the fakers. Looking at you, boys. #FAKE @officialaoneal #80's #jam #plastic #recycle @maddoxrules en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fake_(… youtu.be/vN1RYACiXNs
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My lil' Android phone just helped me spell Mt. Kilimanjaro correctly, I guess. Thank you, Ai. Maybe I'll Google it 2 and consult a Webster's dictionary to verify that you were programmed correctly. #webster #dictionary #OldSchool @technologizer @MerriamWebster #NotWebsterTV80's
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So, I was talking to my dad yesterday, and within the first minute or so, we started talking about bills. He said I could save money on rent by sleeping under a bridge. Then we both laughed. Thanks dad! #Homeless #Veteran #RangersLeadTheWay #HOOAH #MVP #SineadOConnor #NewAlbum
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Game on. IATSE. Local 729 repping. SAG-AFTRA. WGA. What's up Netflix? 5808 W. Sunset Blvd. 2023. #union
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Well, another morning hike. 1-Try not to toss your butts in some dry brush. Also, remember to scrub your butt after hiking. 2-Anybody know what kind of flower this is? 3-This is a very good doggo. He is quiet and knows how to sit. 4-Have U seen the movies "Evil Dead" & "AofD"?
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Hey Folks, I've got a few comps to @BonnieHe's clown show this Friday(July 14th), 7:30PM. Be there or be polygon-shaped. Hit me up. #geometry #clowngirl #pickleball #Fringe
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