Filmmaker: Punch, Midnight Peepshow, Rumpelstiltskin, Custom OUT NOW. Production co: @paranoid_films
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Andy Edwards retweeted
Every few years Elon unveils a new Mechanical Turk and I have to listen to the stupidest marks on planet earth incredulously demand that other people be suckers too lest they kill the fun
Andy Edwards retweeted
First day in work at the civil service and I’ve been assigned to the PornHub Monitoring Office. I will watch porn for 8 hours straight and note down any time I see incest or choking. They’ve said it’s a job for life.
Porn showing choking or incest to be banned from early November, government says bbc.in/3TF2Ijx
Andy Edwards retweeted
In a really crappy world, it's nice to see some good news for a change...
The Prince Charles Cinema Secures its Future
The Prince Charles Cinema is thrilled to announce that we have signed a new 25-year lease with no break clause, ensuring our projectors will keep rolling for years to come.
#YouSavedThePCC
Andy Edwards retweeted
Password must contain a symbol, a number, an emotional arc, a centralized theme, a big set piece, a male lead "struggling w/inner demons" & a strong female character.
Andy Edwards retweeted
Notice how he’s minding his business and enjoying the film while you’re taking photos of strangers
Andy Edwards retweeted
Honestly, i'd Fire everyone who voted against James Wan.
Jason Blum reveals that “Other Mommy” was almost released under a different title.
“Well, funnily enough, my partner James Wan wanted to call it ‘Other Mother,’ and he got outvoted,” Blum revealed during #NYCC. “This is probably why we should always listen to James Wan.”
variety.com/2026/film/news/o…
Between this and that godawful Hollywood Reporter article it seems horror movies are in the firing line. In October of all months! Our scared time! So with that in mind I’d like to say “shut the fuck up” to all the hot-take havers.
Are There Too Many Horror Movies? indiewire.com/features/comme…
Andy Edwards retweeted
Please Disney halt these abominations. Release them on brown paper bags with the titles in black marker if you have to.
When I read the comic I thought there’s no way this will ever be adapted…Makes sense getting the guy who did The Sadness to do it!
The creator of THE BOYS.
The director of THE SADNESS.
One of the most depraved comics of all time becomes one of the most depraved movies of all time.
Exclusively watch the teaser trailer for CROSSED: bloody-disgusting.com/movie/…
Andy Edwards retweeted
AI is the solution to a non-existent problem.
There was no shortage of art, music, videogames and animation before AI.
Every medium was already bloated, but at least it created jobs.
Someone assumed the creative process was dumb busywork, when in fact it was the entire point.
Andy Edwards retweeted
You either die a screenwriter, or live long enough to become the Director, Writer, Producer, Cinematographer, Editor, Composer, Production Designer, Sound Designer & Audio Mixer, Colorist, Visual & Special Effects Artist, Casting Director, Gaffer & Grip, Camera Operator, Crafty,
Every day I see a new “first AI film to play theatrical” on here. How long is that marketing gimmick going to work for?
Andy Edwards retweeted
I think every horror movie should end with the director popping up on camera saying "just kidding guys it's all fake! It's a movie! Haha" and all the actors playing dead characters stand up and they all hug and kiss and tell each other how meaningful their friendship has been :)
