.@KFC follows 11 people. Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb. 11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.

Part of me wishes I had moderate to severe plaque psoriasis so I think the ads are working

Me scrolling Facebook: *briefly stops scrolling to watch 1.5 seconds of an Encino Man clip Facebook Algorithm: THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A PERSON WHO LOVES BRENDAN FRASER AS MUCH AS THIS MAN PUT BRENDAN FRASER INTO HIS FEED EVERY 4 POSTS FOR THE REST OF HIS BRENDAN FRASER LOVING LIFE

Wisconsin W only a matter of time after this 👀

I think we can all agree the @BurgerKing song is out of control and needs to be stopped.

Anyone have $300 I can borrow? Need to figure out what the hell is happening on Facebook Marketplace

SOMEONE GET PATRICK HIS JAZZ BATH

I think of this every Christmas and it has yet to not blow my mind #🤯

You win again, algorithm.

When I was your age, trailers were called previews.

I think the world would be shocked to learn it’s actually Andy Samberg and not Andy Sandburg.

Nike. Why. …also how much?

any tips on where to buy a super aggro crag?

They’re mutant. ninja. turtles. The teenagers part seems less significant.

Turns out we never hated the Patriots. It was Tom Brady we hated all along.

when robot umps? #brewers

8th grade vs high school