The Enchanting Wizard of Rhythm

Joined May 2009
Did someone throw a piano at a water cannon? The French know how to riot
Este manifestante Frances es mi puto ídolo!!
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OH IT GETS WORSE @Carra23 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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42% of Elon Musk's 153M Twitter followers have 0 followers Over 62.5M of Elon Musk followers have posted 0 tweets (via @mashable)
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Burnham excellent on Social Care, promising re: EU. Notable lack of 'handing Everton the title'. First major misstep?
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U.S. Government Confirms Recovery of Mysterious Alien Creature Near Roswell, 1947
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Repost to raise awareness. We do not want anyone missing this!
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my mum is the luckiest everton fan ever (dead)
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I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.
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hard to think of a worse way to sell tickets than splitting the movies into “part 1: He sings all the songs you like!” and then “part 2: he commits sex crimes”.
Jaafar Jackson says 'MICHAEL 2' "will give even more insight" into child abuse allegations "from his point of view.” (Via: gqmiddleeast.com/article/jaa…)
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Wish the parents would pay for me to have sky i'n my room, freeview i's soul destroying at this time of night
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What the Mexico fans haven't appreciated is that raining down a chorus of boos is just going to make Jordan Pickford feel at home.
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The NHS turns 78 today! If everyone who has been grateful for the NHS in that time followed and retweeted we’d reach a million in minutes.
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Within 6 months ....
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Replying to @richardajkeys
Shut up, you hairy handed biff. Go and give your hands a skinfade and fuck off.
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🚨 Club Captain Cristian Romero will NOT be at #THFC’s final game of the season against Everton on Sunday, where the club could be relegated. ❌🇦🇷 He has decided to instead attend his boyhood club, Belgrano face River Plate in an Argentinian final! 🤦‍♂️ I’ve backed Cuti a lot, but this is beyond disgraceful, especially from our captain! 🤬
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Erm… George Graham was a former Arsenal player and led the club to two top flight titles… Massive error on the Arsenal website.
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I’d feel sorry for West Ham but I had a cream egg bounced off the back of my head there about 4 years ago so fuck them.
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King Charles arrives back from a state visit to Instanbul.
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There was a time when a European final belonged to the supporters who dragged their club there. Not anymore. When Aston Villa were handed roughly 11,000 tickets for a Europa League final in a 70,000-plus stadium, the number itself told the story. UEFA can package the event however it likes — “festival of football”, “European showpiece”, “global celebration” — but the modern European final is no longer built around supporters. It is built around clients. The supporters fund the journey. The corporates inherit the destination. Villa fans will have spent thousands following the club across Europe. Flights, hotels, time off work, loyalty schemes built over years. Yet when the final arrives, huge sections of the stadium are reserved for sponsors, hospitality guests, executives, delegates and “neutral” allocations that often end up on resale sites within hours. And supporters are expected to accept it. UEFA’s defence is familiar. Sponsors fund competitions. Broadcasters need space. Hospitality drives revenue. All true. But football crossed a line when the event surrounding the final became more important than the supporters inside it. The optics are awful because fans can see it themselves. A finalist gets 11,000 tickets while corporate packages costing thousands remain available. Genuine supporters scramble through ballots with lottery-like odds, while neutral areas fill with tourists taking photos during the warm-up. And UEFA wonders why resentment grows. Supporters are constantly called “the lifeblood of the game” until ticket allocations are discussed. Then they become an inconvenience to work around premium inventory. Football did not become Europe’s dominant sport because sponsors created atmosphere. The noise, colour and emotion UEFA sells globally every season is generated by match-going supporters — the same people increasingly pushed aside at the biggest games. The “neutral fan” concept is perhaps the biggest fiction of all. In theory it promotes access. In reality it fuels resale markets, inflated prices and thousands travelling ticketless out of desperation. UEFA could change it tomorrow. Finalists could receive 70 per cent of the stadium combined. Corporate sections could shrink. Hospitality would still exist. But that would mean sacrificing revenue. And modern football has shown repeatedly which side wins that argument. #AVFC #scfreiburg
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I've been an Everton fan for 45 minutes and I already want to kill myself
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