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@edenland

The alphabet is dead - I murdered it. Australian writer, mother, activist. Can't believe I'm actually still alive at this point but here we all are.

 Never ever did it for a throne
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Joined December 2008
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ACTUAL PICS OF THE SPY BALLOON SHORTLY BEFORE TAKEOFF:
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... that time in the late nineties when I got drunk with @IrvineWelsh at Sydney Writers Festival. We hit it off SO much, he wanted me to go back to Scotland with him the next day .. I almost did! Alas, I ended up in rehab instead.
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As apposed to fake news.
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#opposed
I was on Twitter before Twitter got invented #twitter #analysethis
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Hi Twitter …. forgot how bullshit you are. Also how instant and real. I was on Twitter when bin laden was apprehended …. It was fascinating.
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I forgot the “the” in my previous tweet. But I’ll leave it there for posterity.
Twitter is bullshit because everything is bullshit. Get with program, Twitter people.
The world is a sad and sorry state of affairs. #eminem
All jokes aside. Especially Twitter jokes
News is what’s happening, Twitter.
#news
Twitter is the real news.
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Also Twitter... I'm tweeting for the first time in fucking ages and I seriously cannot believe I'm even more fucked up than ever!
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Hey Twitter.. here's a brilliant article on how video games are designed to get you hooked and spending - ABC News abc.net.au/news/2021-05-03/v…
Think you are just playing a game? Here's how the industry keeps you hooked

Think you are just playing a game? Here's how the industry keeps you hooked

The video game industry has a slew of tactics to take your time and money — some obvious, and some not so much. Are they playing you?

abc.net.au
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If four Australians are killed in an overseas holiday, we call it a tragedy. If four Australian women are murdered by their current or former partners, we call it February.
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