Replying to @AvantiWestCoast
@AvantiWestCoast 11.15 Chester to Holyhead ground to a halt outside Chester, can’t hear a word of the announcements, do you know what’s going on?
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Go for a run.
The cheapest, best medicine and prevention the NHS could prescribe for any number of physical and mental ailments!
#GoNicePlacesDoGoodThings
#running
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After spending £140m on Rwanda and £1.6bn on a barge, we now have nobody in Rwanda and nobody on the barge.
#BibbyStockholm
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Here’s how much compensation I’m owed for my recent 50 hour delay:
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my bf is on a plane to miami right now and a bulldog in the row next to him just had diarrhea. everyone freaked out, the dog owner began sobbing, and the dog escaped. now, covered in poo, it is running around the plane. people are lifting up their legs and screaming.
Hey @AvantiWestCoast , not claiming staff pulling false sickies and not referring to the overtime situation as an unofficial strike MIGHT help improve relations. Then you could maybe provide the services you are paid for!! Just a thought…
From 14 Aug until further notice, we'll be introducing a reduced timetable.
This is due to the current industrial relations climate, resulting in severe staff shortages through increased sickness, as well as unofficial strike action by ASLEF members.
bit.ly/3Kt25XX
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Every war has casualties. It will NEVER be the bollard.
#WorldBollardAssociation
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British school trip: hire a bus, get a big group of chaperones, go to a museum all wearing yellow safety vests
Dutch school trip: cycle to a lake, all jump in and swim for an hour while the teacher has coffee
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I got laid off yesterday from a job I really liked, for people I really liked. Just a reminder that you’re disposable as soon as they decide you are. Stop working late. Stop reading emails after hours. Stop working on weekends. A job is income to live your life, not your life.
Only one way numb the pain and regret of traveling on @LNER horrid azuma trains…
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A Russian soldier surrendered. Ukrainians gave him tea, food, and let him call his mother on video. I want to cry from how much I love my country.
Replying to @AvantiWestCoast
@AvantiWestCoast hi, is standard premium available on all London to Glasgow trains? Only std and 1st showing on booking site. (Traveling to Penrith). Upgrade on board? Thanks
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How I managed to save 80%+ of my income while maintaining a comfortable lifestyle
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Step 1: no wife or kids
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Prediction: if you have a holiday booked after February, the rest of the world will lock us out for the absolute insanity of removing self isolation next month.
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A Rambler has returned another walker’s camera 12 years after it was lost on a remote walk in Scotland’s Northwest Highlands. Incredibly, the find was made at the only point that the two walkers’ very different routes crossed... bit.ly/3d3ILdj
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New and very sweary! Cassetteboy Rage Against The Party Machine
Thanks to @IamHappyToast and @Coldwar_Steve for the images.
Help get 'Boris Johnson is Still a F***ing C***' back in the charts! See borisjohnson.info for details
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