The rest of the interview will be centaur questions.

I missed the #SFGiants 2014 World Series reunion pregame festivities did they mention how I bravely staggered home from The Hemlock after nearly breaking my toe kicking a car that almost hit me and also I had nachos?

Farhan Zaidi is a weird pick for Harris’s VP but ok I guess.

“See if it were me I would’ve run a little bit faster and passed that guy.” - Me, watching the Olympics and eating a BLT

Baseball is neat.

Snell pitching his way straight into pinstripes tonight.

The Nick Ahmed revenge game is the most predictable thing to happen in baseball ever.

Giants lose 4 of 5 out of the All Star Break. Me: It’s over this team ain’t it. Sell. Giants beat the Dodgers once. Me: TEAM OF DESTINY! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! BUY BUY BUY!!!

Birdsong’s outing for the Giants was hands down the most important thing to happen today. So captivating I didn’t pay attention to anything else. Now to take a big sip of this beverage and check the news…

I say again

Just the stupidest possible baseball team and I love them so much.

Patrick “Wheelz” Bailey as the Pavlovic runner I like the Giants’ chances here.

Starting to think maybe just possibly Luke Jackson isn’t the answer in the late innings. Like a whisper of a doubt. An inkling if you will.

As a longtime supporter of and believer in Jorge Soler…

If the Giants are looking for someone to repeatedly injure their groin for $30 million a year I am extremely available.

I bet Judge is really kicking himself for not signing with the Giants now!

CNN opting for the “SCOREBOARD, BITCH!” school of reporting and I respect it.

This is clearly a sustainable way to continue winning baseball games keep it up boys good work don’t change a thing. #sfgiants

I like baseball it’s fun