EDDIE NOVAK retweeted
You should not be able to be “convinced” of anything past 35. Gotta harden up and close off.
When I was a kid, it never occurred to me that someone might not think that the cherry flavor was the best for any particular type of candy
That “fuck you” 3 over Wemby to cut the lead to 1 during game 4 was the coldest shit I’ve seen in my life
EDDIE NOVAK retweeted
It's a tough time to be a Sensitive Young Man (age 46, advanced Norwood, multiple herniated discs) who cares about art and culture... libtards love art but are zealously motivated to make it as ugly and aggressively shitty as possible in service of some psychotic political project, conservatives think any culture with more depth than Zac Brown Band or NCIS is a gay waste of time for kids or homos and the only suitable pastime for men is physical toil to keep the tradwifoid off their backs... once more we SYM turn our heads and walk onward into the bitter wind....
Haven’t been in about a decade, but it seems like libraries are places for homeless people to sleep in, a place to get condoms, and a place where obese people watch AI narrated videos at full volume in SpongeBob crocs. Is that right?
Going 48 in a 35 and some middle eastern piece of shit in a v6 mustang cuts me off then gives me the middle finger. So with little effort, we ended up at the same red light and I rolled my window down and waved at him like a retard until he couldn’t ignore me any longer
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It’s hilarious that you can buy something from Amazon, have it be the entirely wrong item from the wrong brand and in the wrong size, and then your options are “hey go drive and do a task to give this back to us and we’ll give you your money back in a week”
EDDIE NOVAK retweeted
I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
EDDIE NOVAK retweeted
>be Good Charlotte
>write a song about how “rich and famous” people have it too good, can get away with doing anything they want, and still find a way to complain anyway
>only specific examples referenced are OJ Simpson and Marion Berry
What did they mean by this?
