Writer. Thinker. Laughs at her own jokes. Talks in third person.

Perth, WA
Joined July 2011
So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!
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While I’m no fan of Melania Trump, I’m impressed she tried to support the environment AND Women’s rights with this menstrual cup motif dress. #FLOWTUS #flotus #Trump #biden #BidenHarris2020 #lockhimup
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Was it an ode to a beautiful poem her husband wrote about Megyn Kelly back in 2015 (only 281 years ago, can you believe it?). It went: “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever.” Such beautiful words from the president.
Trump: UMPIRE! UMPIRE! Time out. Umpire: It’s actually called halftime but go on... T: Give us our medal. WE WON! U: The game isn’t over, you unusual pumpkin man. T: but we have more points... U: but the rules T: FRAUD U: red card, you odd man #Biden #ElectionNight
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As my father explained during his lifetime, a riot is the language of the unheard.
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I genuinely think that the name #GeorgeFloyd is going to carry a similar weight to Franz Ferdinands in our history books. The whole system needs to be torn down and rebuilt anew. #thisisamerica
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Grief, Growth and Getting My Groove Back emilyehlers.com.au/grief-gro…
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So, today I did something I Swore I'd never do. I kicked a puppy. Not really. I joined Snapchat.… instagram.com/p/BIXAbYEjxNT/
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Stop trying so fucking hard. Create space for new ideas and opportunities to show up in your life. bit.ly/29yMb5i @sian_richardson
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*finds old OLD lolly on floor in perfect tact* *imagines what preservatives r doing 2 kids health* *quietly eats lolly* #mumlife #iqs
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