Sales & Marketing Manager at Nowlink Technologies.
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Philip Echbertus retweeted
Roadster event livestream xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1yKAPwNgg…
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🚀🌌 Voyager 1 has left the Sun's protective bubble—the heliosphere—and is now traveling through interstellar space, over 25 billion km from Earth.
Launched in 1977, it's the most distant human-made object ever. Yet even after nearly 50 years, it isn't close to another star. At its current speed, reaching the nearest star system, Alpha Centauri, would take tens of thousands of years.
A humbling reminder of both human curiosity and the unimaginable scale of the universe. ✨
Philip Echbertus retweeted
Resonant frequency demonstration
This is natural frequency of an object vibrating at the highest amplitude.
Philip Echbertus retweeted
Don’t fall for what you see on the internet!
Here is a clear video of the Arlink Pilots, displaying their skill at DHL Cape Town Stadium, before the Springboks and All Blacks match.
Haters around the World, are trying to ruin our cultural practices! This was pure gold.
Philip Echbertus retweeted
This is how the Solar System travels around the center of the galaxy, taking 225 million to 250 million years for a full orbit.
Philip Echbertus retweeted
Every second, the Sun ejects 1.5 million tons of material into space at hundreds of miles per second, but Earth's magnetic field protects it from the solar wind.
[🎞️ NASA]
Philip Echbertus retweeted
This is what happens when a Black taxi driver causes an accident and the White driver of the other vehicle requests insurance details!
Violence erupts and it becomes a free for all assault on the White man with a metal tyre lever to the head!
Normal crime?
Philip Echbertus retweeted
Starship Flight Test 13 filmed by me at 600fps. Hit me up if you also need your giant rocket filmed up close in slow motion 😉
Philip Echbertus retweeted
Imagine him worried about his reputation when he is in charge of the largest criminal entity this country has ever known....
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South Africa to lead Africa’s first-ever moon mission in 2029 😅
Let me translate this announcement into reality.
The same government that cannot keep the lights on in Sandton is now going to conquer space.
The same geniuses who turned Eskom into a national joke are suddenly rocket scientists.
The same crowd that can’t fix a pothole without a R200 million tender is preparing for interplanetary travel.
This isn’t a moon mission.
This is the most ambitious cadre deployment in human history.
They’re not going to the moon to explore.
They’re going to the moon to open a satellite office for the ANC Women’s League and a new BEE front company that specialises in “lunar transformation.”
Mission objectives:
1. Steal the rocket before it leaves the ground.
2. Appoint a politically connected “space equity partner” who has never seen a calculator.
3. Load-shed the launch sequence so it looks like a technical delay and not total incompetence.
4. Plant the flag next to a burning tyre and a “Kill the Boer” banner for authenticity.
By 2029 the rocket will have been stripped for scrap, the copper wiring sold to China, and the astronauts replaced by a fully representative crew consisting of one actual pilot and four people whose only qualification is knowing the right minister.
Imagine the live broadcast.
“We have lift-off. Wait, no, Stage 1 has experienced an unexpected power failure. Please stand by while we implement Stage 6 load-shedding on the moon.”
Africa’s first moon mission. Brought to you by the same people who made “load-shedding” a national sport and “state capture” a lifestyle.
The moon should be terrified.
The taxpayers already are.
Philip Echbertus retweeted
We are going to space!!! 🚀
South Africa to lead Africa’s first-ever moon mission in 2029 😅
Let me translate this announcement into reality.
The same government that cannot keep the lights on in Sandton is now going to conquer space.
The same geniuses who turned Eskom into a national joke are suddenly rocket scientists.
The same crowd that can’t fix a pothole without a R200 million tender is preparing for interplanetary travel.
This isn’t a moon mission.
This is the most ambitious cadre deployment in human history.
They’re not going to the moon to explore.
They’re going to the moon to open a satellite office for the ANC Women’s League and a new BEE front company that specialises in “lunar transformation.”
Mission objectives:
1. Steal the rocket before it leaves the ground.
2. Appoint a politically connected “space equity partner” who has never seen a calculator.
3. Load-shed the launch sequence so it looks like a technical delay and not total incompetence.
4. Plant the flag next to a burning tyre and a “Kill the Boer” banner for authenticity.
By 2029 the rocket will have been stripped for scrap, the copper wiring sold to China, and the astronauts replaced by a fully representative crew consisting of one actual pilot and four people whose only qualification is knowing the right minister.
Imagine the live broadcast.
“We have lift-off. Wait, no, Stage 1 has experienced an unexpected power failure. Please stand by while we implement Stage 6 load-shedding on the moon.”
Africa’s first moon mission. Brought to you by the same people who made “load-shedding” a national sport and “state capture” a lifestyle.
The moon should be terrified.
The taxpayers already are.
