Web3 founder & engineer. Working on data mining, analytics & research @ https://xitter.cf/t.co/IeoetnDk1Q

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Joined January 2015
Haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Two massive security breaches in 24hrs, both due to utter incompetence, and the worst is I cannot decide which one is more hilarious, eMudhra or PingCap.
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I wonder, are these the first ripple effects of social media dumbing down the planet? When the last BOFH has retired, will there be any admins left that understand even the most basic aspects of security or computers?
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Absolutely amazing! An X server written in assembly by a single guy in Norway using art(ificial) int(statistics)
Under Linux, the graphics layer is typically handled by something called an X server. Indeed, many years ago, we thought that the defining characteristic of a user interface would be that it would be remote. Linux has generally followed this philosophy. You can often connect to a Linux box remotely and run desktop applications over the network. I think it proved much less useful than anticipated… In any case… A developer from Norway, Geir Isene, wrote his own X server… in assembly. That’s right. No compiler. No Rust. No C. Just assembly, with no dependencies. It is just one file containing assembly code. Assembly is one step removed from writing machine code directly. Isene is using Claude Code to get it done. It seems that he ended up with the same realization I had in the last year: this is the golden age for people who want to build their own software, for their own uses. However, it is the first time I hear about such a non-trivial piece of software written… in assembly… with Claude Code. To be clear, there are large and complex software systems written in assembly… I just don’t think anyone thought of writing an X server in assembly before. Some of my friends will object: “You can’t do that; you need the reliability of compilers and higher-level programming languages.” Maybe. I think there are a great many unknowns today. Do programming languages matter the way they used to?
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Now its finally clear to everyone that DeFi was a big ruse all along. After some "not so decentralized" guys got rugged the other "not so decentralized guys" rugged the ruggers. The cartels are having a field day. Beautiful!
DeFi just rugged DPRK of $70M. This was surely an insane undertaking by a massive amt of people. I want to say thank you to EVERYONE who played a role. Including those who pushed back. Great things rise from tension, from the hard moments. This is DeFi. DeFi fucking wins.🫡
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Uff. What a wild attack vector. Seems like it’s best to avoid trivy and pin tool versions via SHA hash instead of git tag in all your CI workflows.
GitHub Actions considered malicious, everybody move back to Jenkins! 🙈 "GitHub’s architecture makes fork commits reachable by SHA from the parent repo" 🚨 amazing breakdown by Rose Security 👏 rosesecurity.dev/2026/03/20/… #trivy #github #actions #sca #supplychain #security
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Happy New Year everyone! 2026 will be awesome.
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Alexander Eichhorn retweeted
LAW: no crash-tolerant [linearizable + async + local] reads can ever exist. Cheat: almost-local [safe, cheap, high xput] reads! More in law-theorem.com & our #VLDB’25 paper
Vol:18 No:9 → The LAW theorem: Local Reads and Linearizable Asynchronous Replication vldb.org/pvldb/vol18/p2831-g…
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No 1 rule for long-term investing in DeFi governance tokens: Look for how much of the value captured by a protocol is directly funneled back to token holders. - zero = unsustainable or scam (TAO) - 50% = gold standard (CRV) - more = too extractive, suspicious (SNX, VELO) Gamble responsibly and have a great day,
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This is what sustainable innovation and true DeFi means. Every new protocol feature benefits the token holders, the local ecosystem and the global on-chain economy.
Great explanation of what @yieldbasis means for crvUSD
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Alexander Eichhorn retweeted
Over the years, I’ve worked with many students, some now thriving in the software industry. The trait that sets the successful ones apart? Leadership. My best research assistants took initiative, helping without being prompted. Most, however, waited for me to organize their tasks. Our education system often guides students along rigid paths, encouraging compliance over creativity. This suits anxious students who prefer direction, but it’s counterproductive. Employers rarely value workers who need constant guidance, and such individuals are unfit for leadership roles. Let’s be frank: when we talk about AI replacing jobs, we often mean those lacking initiative. I once hired assistants to draft code after detailed instructions, saving me minimal time while offering them learning opportunities. Today, tools like ChatGPT outperform even the best interns at such tasks.
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Alexander Eichhorn retweeted
I heard someone today say “we shouldn’t pretend Tornado Cash isn’t used for illicit purposes”. I don’t pretend Tornado Cash is used for one thing or another - it’s none of my business what people use software for.  It’s also not anyone else’s business what anyone does with their money. It’s not “illicit” to move money.  Moving money is not a legitimate crime. ALL surveillance and control, all AML KYC and all violations of privacy are completely unethical, immoral and illegitimate. All of them. We have to go along with this because the tyrants pushing these horrible things have guns - but none of it has any place in a free society. Moving money and having privacy is not a legit crime.  There is no victim. If someone moves money for a purpose that is in violation of a legitimate law then the law enforcement can chase them for that legitimate crime.  (A legitimate law is a crime against someone’s life, body or property. It has an a direct clear victim.  No other laws are legitimate or ethical.) It’s wrong to treat the whole world as criminal suspects and to force draconian regulations on everyone.  It’s wrong to threaten, fine or jail people for paperwork or other made up violations which harm no one. This is all a very new and very bad idea. Almost none of this existed only 30 years ago. For most of human history the idea that thug tyrants in high offices had the right to visibility to who owns what and where and how it’s transferred would have been considered absurd. Even some of the most totalitarian regimes did not have as tight of financial controls as we have now. People didn’t even need an ID to buy stocks until the 90s. The tyrants have made people lose the plot and think that privacy or moving money without filing out some forms is a “crime”. This entire thing should be scrapped.  There’s no legitimate case for this.  Money should be able to move freely. “I see you deposited $8000.  We need to know where it came from.” “I see you are withdrawing $3400 cash to buy a rare Magic the Gathering card…not so fast, we need some forms.” Gets out of here. Totally immoral.  Unethical.  No one should support this. We need to fight much harder - not just for cases like Roman — but at a bigger picture level. Every conversation with every politician and regulator should note that ALL regs related to KYC and AML are illegitimate, anti business, anti freedom and a human rights violation.  All should be scrapped. “But Bruce what about the terrrorrooorrrrrrrists and the child traffickers 😭 think of the children!” That’s the problem of the terrorists and traffickers - chase them.  Don’t treat the other 4 billion of us like criminals.  Don’t grind down the wheels of the global economy and create friction on a trillion transactions — go do some police work.  Not my problem.   Money movement should be free. Privacy is a human right.
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The bullshit bingo never ends …
New phrase to keep an eye on: DePAI. Will be one of the biggest trends in crypto over the coming 1-2 years. Stands for "Decentralised Physical AI Infrastructure Stack": • AI agents • On-chain robotics • Crowdsourced data • Incentivised compute Will post my top picks soon.
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Alexander Eichhorn retweeted
Deranged Maniac Fires Off Over 17 Memes In Crowded German Shopping Mall buff.ly/411yaIo
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Alexander Eichhorn retweeted
Ethereum is the last bastion of cypherpunk / 3,3 values because a lot of people & institutions in Ethereum got rich at a time when it was easier to do that while being idealistic. That is why I say 'ETH goes hard'--it will be the only ecosystem that truly cares about decentralization & censorship resistance at a time when that matters relatively little (or is even a negative) in commercial terms, because Ethereum's key people & orgs have that luxury. You can't really expect the same thing from fledgling ecosystems and founders who don't have massive war chests built up from previous times, they just have to do anything they can to win--which, based on current market values (not fearing the govt, not caring much about decentralization, just wanting numberup tech), does not involve much idealism. If you need to 'sell something' to survive and the market is not buying cypherpunk, selling cypherpunk per se is somewhat a recipe for disaster. At most, you have to sell something else and sneak the cypherpunk in despite what your customers want.
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Alexander Eichhorn retweeted
From 20 people on a Lisbon rooftop to 1000+ global leaders across Ethereum, Bitcoin, Solana & more. Lisbon → Istanbul → Bangkok → Dubai 🇦🇪
New to X but not new to the world, Staking Summit finally got its own account. Follow for updates on the biggest staking event in the world. Join us for the 4th edition in Dubai 🇦🇪 28 & 29 April 2025. stakingsummit.com
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Alexander Eichhorn retweeted
*Commodity* hardware outpacing what's available in the cloud is an interesting trend that seems to support betting on maybe-not-just-cloud databasearchitects.blogspot.… transactional.blog/blog/2024…
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Alexander Eichhorn retweeted
Thank God. Men can’t get pregnant anymore.
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We have done it! For the first time ever a ZK-proof has been verified on Bitcoin Mainnet by BitcoinOS. The final verification was confirmed in block 853626. A historic moment and a historic block. A new era has begun for Bitcoin enabling unlimited scaling and functionality - no softfork required! Here’s how we did it 🤝
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New Remote Code Execution vulnerability in OpenSSH. Fixed in version 9.8 released today. Update your servers.
⚠️⚠️ CVE-2024-6387: Critical OpenSSH Unauthenticated RCE Flaw ‘regreSSHion’ Exposes Millions of Linux Systems 🎯96.4 million+ Results are found on the en.fofa.info nearly year. FOFA Link🔗: en.fofa.info/result?qbase64=… FOFA Query: app="OpenSSH" Refer🔖: securityonline.info/cve-2024… #OSINT #FOFA
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