Clavicular's clip contains exactly one line of speech in eleven seconds, and it is him telling a girl to stop grabbing him while her hands stay at her sides 😳
For the other ten seconds he eats and scrolls his phone. The camera never shows a hand anywhere near him.
"Stop grabbing my d*ck"
Clavicular's clip opens with a threesome announcement nobody asked for, turns into a pitch where signing up guarantees a slay, and ends with him offering OnlyFans proof if nobody believes him 😭
"If you guys don't believe me, I'm starting OnlyFans, and I'm gonna show proof."
She was smiling, holding her drink, standing right next to Clavicular on stream when she mentioned one thing about her life outside of it 😳
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA CHEAT ON HIM"
Clavicular's friend carries a girl off the deck of the house and drops her into the pool, while a voice on the clip says stop five separate times 😳
"It's not funny."
Clavicular leans back over his seat until his face is level with a girl's chest and tells her he loves that she looks at his eyes 😭
Seconds earlier, she was the one asking if she was in his face.
He is in the front seat and she is in the back.
"I have a good personality."
Clavicular lies back on the cushions at night with a girl's hand resting on his lap and does not look up from his phone once 😳
Clavicular sits with a girl under the umbrella by the house while she pulls her T-shirt back on over her bikini, and the whole conversation underneath it is about whether she stays or goes, and about one task he keeps asking her to do 😳
"I'm a grown woman. You can't make me stay anyway."
Clavicular stands on a stage and walks a full room through reshaping Kendall Jenner's nose, jaw and hairline in Photoshop, and tells them the changes have to be so small that nobody notices 😳
"And do you think anyone IRL is gonna fucking notice?"
Not one frame of this clip shows where Clavicular's hand is, and the microphone does not leave a single doubt about what he is describing 😏
Clavicular holds a small dog in a red vest while a woman leans in over the bar and a cameraman films the two of them from above 😭
"You look really good tonight."
Clavicular's crew walk into a mansion lobby in "I Support Women's Wrongs" shirts and immediately start chatting up a blonde in a denim mini skirt 😭
Clavicular stands next to Hexumlite on the phone while she names the exact day he was with another girl and he answers that he has been voluntarily celibate 😭
"I haven't had sex with anybody yet."
"I've been voluntarily celibate. I'm serious."
A mom walks up to introduce Clavicular to her daughters and ends up competing with them for his attention 😭
"You look so f*cking hot tonight…"
Clavicular is mid-party with a house full of guests when Lily walks up and takes his lap like the seat was reserved 😭
Five other girls in that clip are watching her do it
She was smiling, holding her drink, standing right next to Clavicular on stream when she mentioned one thing about her life outside of it 😳
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA CHEAT ON HIM"
His coach: "No, be empty. Just be smooth with it."
Clavicular's student: "So, about myself, I'm originally from Virginia. I went to UVA."
The camp did not prepare him for this 😭
Clavicular was about to CRY after HexumLite revealed that statistically, there’s a 60% chance the average woman you approach has been with a guy whose size is two standard deviations above average 👀
TWO girls in black swimsuits made the yacht look unreal on their own… then Clavicular stepped into the shot like he was the final scene everyone was waiting for 😭
