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@ebenbenson

life’s short eat dessert first

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined May 2010
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Larry Haun Biopic need it
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I feel like this is definitely my first life
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Constantly floored by how much I don’t know and how complex everything is
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Building big ass shit
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This is why I love John Lennon tbh
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Did y’all know there are wild lizards in queens now? I see them like once a week #changing #climate
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It was “bring the homie to work day” today
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Yeah I’m gaining weight, yeah I’m balding, but we’re working through it
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I’m so much happier in my life now than I was at any single point in my 20s so I guess you gotta pay to win
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If the gas station doesn’t have a fully stocked mini market I’m not going
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I miss my dog so much, I’m so happy to be in a beautiful place but I love hanging out w him so much!!!
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I’m on some Azorean type shit
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As a kid I used to think fine art was bullshit, then I started thinking it was the truth, and now I think it’s bullshit again
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Spent last weekend in Maine getting some ash trees from the farm milled
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Both the truck driver and the mill operator said this was the largest ash tree they’d ever seen. It grew right on the edge of my driveway growing up, but the emerald ash borer killed it and we had to cut it down. 63” diameter!!
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I was cooking in ‘18
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I just imagined how funny it would be if there was a guy who had to nut on his own face every time he jerked off
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Make polymarket illegal lol
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RIP Tim Curry, many fine roles but none as masterful as Premier Cherdenko in Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3
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There will be many memorials that remember Dolly Parton’s charity, brilliant songwriting, and angelic voice. But I fear some will fail to mention that we lost one of the world’s great Racks
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Expedition was Eddie Bauer edition
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cleaning off my desktop trying to figure out what i was cooking here
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The fact that you have to load cardboard recyclables into a plastic bag is hilarious
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Art handling is one of the world’s Sacred Gigs
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