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tim

@eaudecxnt

i’m not affiliated to the celebrities i tweet about

Joined May 2022
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just went to take a doodoo at my ghetto friends house and the doorknob fell off…how do i get out omg
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this woman can make any gay man straight i fear
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nicki being blurred 😭😭😭
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this hit
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WAIT she looks so damn good 😭
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GET A JOB. STAY AWAY FROM HER
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she really plastered that pussy on that catwalk and served cunt for 9 minutes STRAIGHT
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me after tweeting “smoking is bad for your health”
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YES I FUCKED THE HUSBAND OF MY BEDRIDDEN NEIGHBOUR AND YES HE TWISTED MY GUTS WHILE SHE WAS IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR BUT SHE CANT SATISFY HIM ANYWAY SINCE SHE CAN’T MOVE AND IT FELT SO DAMN GOOD AND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
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he’s 36 btw 🫦
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i just tried to use my rose toy and got electrocuted asf…my mom yelled “who’s making fried fish at 3 IN THE MORNING”
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just finished watching verity and tbh i would’ve fucked her man too
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i just woke up and had a sip of coffee and now my clitoris won’t stop tingling omg
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ho u is a man
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just sat at olive garden trying to have dinner when all of a sudden the waiter slapped his fat dick on a plate and yelled “bone apple teeth” ???
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and the foreskin wasn’t even cheesy enough smh
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putting my account on private again cause somebody just threatened me to send my @ to my mom again
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my account was gone for 4 years BUT THE PORN IN MY BOOKMARKS IS STILL THERE OMG I WON
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being in my flop era is so disappointing considering i was in my PRIME before they took me down
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i’m alive y’all. my parents smashed my phone so i had to wait until they’re at work. i sneaked on my macbook just to find out my mom had screenshotted my tweets and posted them to her FACEBOOK ??? so my whole fam could see ??? never felt so embarrassed 😭
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your favorite oomf is back after almost half a decade ✨😍
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if y’all let my tweets flop so HELP you god
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