@eaterx

competitive eater, world champion burper, game show veteran, Netflix commentator, Amazing Racer, occasional/opportunistic actor. Very well rested.

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Joined April 2009
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Happy Buy Yourself Something Cool Friday
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I recommend Rob Zombie’s new book, Frankenstein. Not as dark as I expected, but still a real page-turner.
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The legend, Roy Stalin, just carving it up.
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Maybe you go from having one doll to having half a doll.
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All of the Florida coaches are dressed like the blue Wiggle
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I’m not a fan of the “Summer’s over” attitude in July and August. It’s not.
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The embassy is out of hot dogs. I hope no one blames me.
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They try to convince you that 2+2=5 here.
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Thanks, @ericandre Maybe I’ll go spend some of this with @OGMACO
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Apparently T-Rex had lips and was pretty good at kissing.
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A couple of legends.
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Happy Birthday @POTUS
Happy Steve Irwin Day! 🐍
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A couple of two-sport pro athletes here:
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Always good to be back in the city and jaywalking. I❤️NY.
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Miniature golf today. 18 holes. No cart.
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I’m pretty sure someone’s going to poke that Oath Keeper’s other eye out in prison.
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The world’s biggest Joe Millionaire fan has been waiting 18 years for tonight.
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I kind of want to see West Side Story.
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