@eaterouter2

17 she/he

Joined June 2022
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upon further reflection i don’t think the new resident evil movie was very good. i just really feel like it should’ve been leon scott kennedy dick and balls out jerking it crazy nasty style for 95 minutes
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How it feels with online friends
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lily@cortiswya
Sep 17
me when im put in a situation where i have to socialize and talk to people
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What I think will happen if I try to talk to anyone I don’t know
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BH@BHZoro_
Sep 18
Tried to fix my sleep schedule so I slept from 8 pm to 3 am
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✧@northstardoll
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HR just emailed me and said I’m the only person who hasn’t filled out their “anonymous” survey yet
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Fem Leon Kennedy 🖤 I just needed to see this #LeonKennedy #Residentevill #Residentevilfunart #ResidentEvil4 #art #digitalartㅤㅤ
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Me when my burrito starts ticking after I say something negative about Israel
More Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS
Sep 16
Chipotle is now working with Palantir. The chain is working with the company founded by Peter Theil and Alex Karp to track employee illnesses, Health Department scores, food safety issues and more. It’s not clear how long the partnership has been going on or how widespread it is. newrepublic.com/post/215501/…

We Regret to Inform You Chipotle Is Now Working With Palantir

Guacamole is extra, but a side of Palantir is free.

newrepublic.com
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bro was put in every place ans situation possible i can't 😭😭😭😭😭
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Grace when Leon gave her Requiem with only one bullet in it
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A flag for people who are only attracted to Verity or its variations. It's called... sexuality
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lex@lexlisbon
Sep 15
Larping as someone who has their shit together by putting lotion on after my shower
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pov: 여행 갔는데 계속 같은 사람 마주칠 때
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this is the funniest charlie kirk joke ever
riley@bumblemio
Sep 10
last year charlie kirk said he was “pro-life”, now he claims to be “dead”. which is it kirk? better keep your stories straight.
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Hornity
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the four horsemen of the apocalypse
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speed confused by his own meme😭
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Today someone knocked on my bathroom stall but after I said it's occupied they still tried to forcefully open the door so I told them "didn't you hear me deaf bitch" and when I opened the door it was my superior
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🦢@Fairyuxfhe
Sep 15
“Well, if that’s sexual assault, then that means countless men have assaulted women.” Ding ding ding.
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