the checker

Eve was lowkey real asf because i would also risk it all for an apple

he’s blue for an amazing reason💙

America the bluetiful

Can Elmo pls host snl

a side effect of covid that no one talks about is that it makes you want to play ispy spooky mansion

d*nald t*ump having a star on the hollywood walk of fame meanwhile michael cera doesn’t have one… this is everything that’s wrong with this country

just started tweaking because i thought i saw charlie kirk and then i remembered thats not possible

lyft drivers have a kindness in their eyes that uber drivers lack

taking an edible and doing the alcatraz audio tour three times

walking away on this question is crazy work i need everyone to lock in

halloween costume shopping w bf and he started talking about a tom and jerry costume. i deadass turned to him and asked what Tom and Gerri have to do with each other #succession #neverforget

i just know we would have cheated off of each other’s chemistry tests in high school

being the friend that’s too woke has taken me places i wouldn’t go with a gun

i need to move to a walkable city i’ve spent the last three hours trying to get a lyft

just used a lush bath bomb for the first time in ten years and let me tell you the light is already returning to my eyes

the spider with none eyes

n*ah w*le is so odd