Eddie Olson

@tayjwelch hahaha you know it!

Some unparsimonious hackery be afoot.

Baddabing

@dconjar That happened to me, I worked at a place for 2.5 years and had four different bosses there that I never met in person.

Churchill is pretty great.

I just found Pentadactyl. I am probably the only person who cares. But I care a lot. It's awesome. Switching back to Firefox.

When caught between a rock and a hard place, make lemonade.

From where I sit I see the ocean, and yet I sit in a library. – at Newport Beach, CA

Warm, flat soda is great, caffeine doesn't go bad, and I need to stay awake — all good reasons to grab that old soda, baking in my car.

Learn your passions – boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew – and look: there's you.

You and me ain't escapin' PHP.

Neat pieces of technology control my life. And I dream of electric sheep.

Define: work -- anything made harder than it needs to be.

My Twitter profile pic has been changed. It only took three scotches and the desire to procrastinate a mandatory project to get me there.

From Ballmer's Peak: Exeunt.

In the end, everyone unfollows you.

Boring is as boring does.

Remember when you needed the CD?

Too tired to tweet anything about elephants.

I fInAllY mEt sOmEOnE whO tYpEs lIkE thIs. <-- they exist, i know this now